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Bart: When I grow up, I want to be a lardo on workman's comp like dad!
Flash forward to Obese Bart: I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
Flash forward to Obese Bart: I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
Edited by philwhite on Tuesday 2nd August 17:01
Homer: Oh Lisa you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building thingy, where our beds and tv...........is
Hello operator? Give me the number for 911!
What's the point in learning English? I'm never gonna go to England
Fat Tony: You have 24 hours. And to show we're serious, you have 12 hours
Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother
Burns: Did you find the bathroom alright?
Homer: Erm........yeah..........
Moe: How are we gonna get out this hole?
Homer: I know - we'll dig our way out!
Wiggum - No no, dig up stupid
Homer: Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax! I already pay the Homer Tax
Lisa: That's the Home Owner Tax
Sideshow Bob: You can't keep the Democrats out the White House forever! And when they get in I'll be back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!
Australian: They is lie reptiles they is!
Bart: We have thme over here, they're called Bullfrogs
Australian: What? That's a strange name! I'd have called them Chuzzwozzas
(After being insulted by The Ramones)
Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed
Smithers: But sir, they're.....
Burns: I said do it!
Hello operator? Give me the number for 911!
What's the point in learning English? I'm never gonna go to England
Fat Tony: You have 24 hours. And to show we're serious, you have 12 hours
Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother
Burns: Did you find the bathroom alright?
Homer: Erm........yeah..........
Moe: How are we gonna get out this hole?
Homer: I know - we'll dig our way out!
Wiggum - No no, dig up stupid
Homer: Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax! I already pay the Homer Tax
Lisa: That's the Home Owner Tax
Sideshow Bob: You can't keep the Democrats out the White House forever! And when they get in I'll be back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!
- read in a little girl's voice*
Australian: They is lie reptiles they is!
Bart: We have thme over here, they're called Bullfrogs
Australian: What? That's a strange name! I'd have called them Chuzzwozzas
(After being insulted by The Ramones)
Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed
Smithers: But sir, they're.....
Burns: I said do it!
My favourite minor character has to be Johnny Tightlips.
Someone already mentionned his "go suck a lemn" quote, but I also like:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter?
Johnny Tightlips: Ahhh, I see a lotta things
and
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, how is your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Who says I got a mother?
Someone already mentionned his "go suck a lemn" quote, but I also like:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter?
Johnny Tightlips: Ahhh, I see a lotta things
and
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, how is your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Who says I got a mother?
Classic bits that still make me smile just thinking about them.
1) When the mafia are fighting the Chinese and Homer has to close the door. "You know that little guy is going to do something, just wait a little". Closes the door and you hear an almighty "ARRGH!!!!" followed by Homers sad face.
2) "Tis a fine barn but it is no pool" D'oth
3) the episode with the automated telephone message ringing Flanders through the night.
And my personal favourite that has me in tears is Chief Wiggims line about how he has got the Police dogs angry by singing out if key, f
king classic classic comedy sketch that bit. If anybody can find the link to that episode you'll have menin tears again! "me may ma mo, me may ma mo" LMAO!!!!
1) When the mafia are fighting the Chinese and Homer has to close the door. "You know that little guy is going to do something, just wait a little". Closes the door and you hear an almighty "ARRGH!!!!" followed by Homers sad face.
2) "Tis a fine barn but it is no pool" D'oth
3) the episode with the automated telephone message ringing Flanders through the night.
And my personal favourite that has me in tears is Chief Wiggims line about how he has got the Police dogs angry by singing out if key, f
king classic classic comedy sketch that bit. If anybody can find the link to that episode you'll have menin tears again! "me may ma mo, me may ma mo" LMAO!!!!
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