The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[Marf]

Watching Whacking Day at the moment, so many great lines

[nelly1]

Homer said:

Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved...

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!

[Morningside]

Steamer said:

bloodfart said:

Sorry if a repost, but this had me crying :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZd34_JHiAw

(Homer and Moe on Skype)

I've not seen that before

[Marty Funkhouser]

What always used to get me were Principal Skinner's 'Nam flashbacks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8mjULNMcs

And Troy McClure...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7TVRU5nho

Edited by Marty Funkhouser on Thursday 14th June 21:11

[Marf]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

[OlberJ]

That's the genius of The Simpsons, right there.

[rufusruffcutt]

Principal Skinner: "Fire can be our friend whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie."

[Marf]

I haven't seen such unfettered hurly-burly since the fall of Saigon

[Mr Gearchange]

rufusruffcutt said:

Principal Skinner: "Fire can be our friend whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie."

Truly a classic. It's Skinners upbeat intonation during "raining down on charlie" that kills me.

[P-Jay]

José Flanders: "Buenos ding-dong-diddly días, señor"

First time I saw that it was a real pop out of the nose moment.

[SkinnyBoy]

P-Jay said:

José Flanders: "Buenos ding-dong-diddly días, señor"

First time I saw that it was a real pop out of the nose moment.

I Love Flanders

[HereBeMonsters]

nelly1 said:

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!

He wore that suit in today's episode where Marge is in prison and they run out of "normal" clothes...

[Marf]

"You mean there's a better way?!"

[HereBeMonsters]

Marf said:

"You mean there's a better way?!"

You got ALL that juice from just one bag of oranges?

[BrabusMog]

Mr Gearchange said:

rufusruffcutt said:

Principal Skinner: "Fire can be our friend whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie."

Truly a classic. It's Skinners upbeat intonation during "raining down on charlie" that kills me.

[Marf]

HereBeMonsters said:

Marf said:

"You mean there's a better way?!"

You got ALL that juice from just one bag of oranges?

It's wheeesper quiet!!

[QuackHandle]

[Marf]

[BrabusMog]

Order now and you'll also get a sun-n-run, the suntan lotion that's also a laxative.

[QuackHandle]

Oh no! He's going over the falls!