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The Wiggums:
Ralph: Me..fail English.....it's unpossible.
Chief Wiggum sat in a layby, feet up on dash eating doughnuts.
Police Radio: Attention all units, attention all units, please be on the lookout for a maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat, a maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat.
(maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat drives past)
Wiggum: (thinks about doing something, but can't be bothered) Naaa...that one was more magenta!
Ralph: Me..fail English.....it's unpossible.
Chief Wiggum sat in a layby, feet up on dash eating doughnuts.
Police Radio: Attention all units, attention all units, please be on the lookout for a maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat, a maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat.
(maroon 1921 Stutz Bearcat drives past)
Wiggum: (thinks about doing something, but can't be bothered) Naaa...that one was more magenta!
Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Sunday 1st July 15:10
Lou: I went to the McDonald's over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?
Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."
Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.
Tonight's episode on Channel 4 has the legendary Steamed Hams/Aurora Borealis clip, heh.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?
Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."
Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.
Tonight's episode on Channel 4 has the legendary Steamed Hams/Aurora Borealis clip, heh.
wst said:
Lou: I went to the McDonald's over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?
Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."
Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.
Tonight's episode on Channel 4 has the legendary Steamed Hams/Aurora Borealis clip, heh.
22 short stories about Springfield, my favourite episode ever.Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?
Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."
Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.
Tonight's episode on Channel 4 has the legendary Steamed Hams/Aurora Borealis clip, heh.
My fave episode, One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish. So many great moments.
Dr. Hibbart: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through
five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying! [hugs Marge]
Dr. H: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little! [steps towards Dr. H threateningly]
Dr. H: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear? [trembling with fear]
Dr. H: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. H: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. H: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
Dr. Hibbart: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through
five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying! [hugs Marge]
Dr. H: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little! [steps towards Dr. H threateningly]
Dr. H: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear? [trembling with fear]
Dr. H: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. H: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. H: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
Sushi waiter: Directions to the hospital are on the back of the menu!!
And from another episode, when they are going to Japan
Homer: ranting and raving about how he doesn't want to go and doesn't like anything Japanese
Marge: You enjoyed that Japanese film we saw...Rashimon.
Homer: That's not the way I remember it!
(You'll have to have seen Rashimon to get the joke, but just comedy gold.)
And from another episode, when they are going to Japan
Homer: ranting and raving about how he doesn't want to go and doesn't like anything Japanese
Marge: You enjoyed that Japanese film we saw...Rashimon.
Homer: That's not the way I remember it!
(You'll have to have seen Rashimon to get the joke, but just comedy gold.)
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