The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[Negative Creep]

Oh go eat some flowers

[Marf]

Negative Creep said:

Oh go eat some flowers

My secret shame!

[Smanks]

Uh... the best damn pet shop in town!

[Morningside]

Rex Banner: I'll get you, Beer Baron. [distant] No, you won't!

[markcurtains]

Marge: Homie, you're just hearing what you want to hear!
Homer: Why, yes Marge, I'd love an omelette right about now.

Homer: ...and then I drove away before anyone could take my licence plate number

Homer: Read the town charter, boy: 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Ray Paterson: You said I lured children to my gingerbread house!
Homer: (chuckling) yes, but that was just a lie.

Bart: (referring to BBQ) Can I use it to burn evidence in?
Homer: We can ALL use it to burn evidence in.

Bart: (after Homer asks him to make him mad in order to help with creating more art) - Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse

[Pique]

Mr Gearchange said:

I sooo badly want the LSO version of insane in the brain that they play in that episode!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghP_bXBM2Ec

[Patrick Bateman]

[Arun_D]

markcurtains said:

Bart: (after Homer asks him to make him mad in order to help with creating more art) - Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse

"Le grille?!!! What the hell is that??!!"

http://youtu.be/uk-FFrdCsK4

[Negative Creep]

Patrick Bateman said:

God bless those fine men of the 9th Bearded Infantry

[Patrick Bateman]

I was in hysterics watching that the other day, just the way it cuts as Uter is about to get battered.

[Smanks]

Those white flags are no match for our muskets... charge!

[MocMocaMoc]

Smanks said:

Those white flags are no match for our muskets... charge!

Ha! "Those kids are trying to learn for free!"

[LHRFlightman]

After Bart has been in trouble with the Police, Homer displays his parenting skills.

"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy films for? Fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing!"

[Patrick Bateman]

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church?! Captain what's-his-name?!

[Rotary Madness]

Arun_D said:

markcurtains said:

Bart: (after Homer asks him to make him mad in order to help with creating more art) - Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse

"Le grille?!!! What the hell is that??!!"

http://youtu.be/uk-FFrdCsK4

Quite possibly my most favorite simpson scene ever! I nearly peed laughing

[thebigmacmoomin]

Ive always like'd Homer's quote

'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try'.



I currently have 32 episodes to watch on my tivo box.

[tractorguy]

Good Lord! My Stormin' Norman commemorative plates stolen! Again

[Marf]

[mrtwisty]

You're going to have to help me out with that one Marf

[Marf]

It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?