The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[dougc]

Symbolica said:

I've never seen this one before!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCS_9Nhixo&fea...

Burns gets angry with U2

http://youtu.be/FkMfOjf5w88

Also genius....

Homer: Tramampoline! Trapampalon!
Bart: Is a what now?

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean, s-m-a-R-t

Busty St Clair
Hooty McBoob
Chesty LaRue

The make-up gun

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - COBRAS!

[Marf]

"Should I whack slow, or fast?"

[OlberJ]

Marf said:

"Should I whack slow, or fast?"

fk i forgot about that. Funniest scene they've ever done.

[Marf]

That and when he slides his shiny whacking stick out of its sheath. How they got that past the censors I'll never know

[wolves_wanderer]

BrabusMog said:

Marf said:

tractorguy said:

Homer when he's gaurding the sugar pile in his garden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOuxdRMJME&fea...

Another gem.

The british guy hiding in there is classic.

The monologue he does is brilliant.

My favourite line is when Homer and Snake are fighting in 'lil bandit and they wake up Wiggum who calls in a "318 Awaking an Officer"
Also when Wiggum answers the phone at the police station "No, this is erm, 912"

[OlberJ]

"Primskipper skipple,

Primnipple Skimster

I found something!"

Edited by OlberJ on Tuesday 2nd August 22:01

[Marf]

Supernintendo Chalmers!

[OlberJ]

I bent my wookie

[wolves_wanderer]

I love the repetition as well

Skiiiiineeerrr
Simpson eh?

Make me laugh every time

[Fabric 2.2]

P-Jay said:

• There's one episode I've never seen the end of, it caught the first half-ish on a bit torrent and I've never seen it shown on TV, Homer adopts a flock of Crows (or a murder of crows as he explains to Marge) who eventually turn on him and attack his eye, Dr. Hibbert prescribes medical weed and offers him one of the prescription bongs to go with it, that's as far as I've seen.. I'd love to know what that episode is called.

"Weekend at Burnsies" or S13E16 in torrent speak.

There's so many good ones listed already in this thread, and so many I can't remember - two that spring to mind are:

From the episode where homer joins a submarine crew:

Captain Tennille: Tell me, young man, what do you want out of life?
(While Tennille was speaking, Homer is trying to reach a bowl of peas from the center of the table.)
Homer: I want peas!
Captain Tennille: We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach.
Homer: (moans) Uh huh?
Captain Tennille: So, what's the best way to get peace?
Homer: With the knife! (Gets his peas)
Captain Tennille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Ha, ha, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.

And when Lisa invents a perpetual motion machine, after getting "school withdrawal" from a school strike:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0UBpagsu8

Homer: "Lisa, get in here... In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[Mr Gearchange]

BOMBARDMENT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYnUa4e7aE&fea...

[Marf]

Mr Gearchange said:

BOMBARDMENT!

Of bible questions!?



The dating video Homer makes for him after Maude dies with the scene in the shower, and Ned's pixellated right down to his knee

edit: Found it!

[Moley RUFC]

Other than the police dog scene with Wiggum I'd say this short clip takes some beating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVtinv5LSnE&fea...

[AshBaldry]

Saw about 5mins of an episode ages ago,really funny! Il try to describe it! Lisa and homer are in some sort of museum, there's a display/ model in a cabinet that shows how the world started with Jesus etc,Lisa watches it and the background tune is "what a fool believes" by the Doobie Brothers! Classic episode does anyone else recall it?!

[HereBeMonsters]

Marf said:

Of bible questions!?



The dating video Homer makes for him after Maude dies with the scene in the shower, and Ned's pixellated right down to his knee

Found it!

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[Marf]

"Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"

[Ian974]

Brain, how can I ever thank you!?
'just don't hit me on the way out the car'

• WHACK*

OW! sorry!

[Ian974]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490t_6Z9aY&NR=...

[OlberJ]

Careful you, get a title on it! Dont want a thread full of links.

[Morningside]

Jeff Albertson. A sarcasm machine..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXmKPMaHMo