The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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Tallow

1,624 posts

162 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2013
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Negative Creep said:
Our next hymn shall be In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
Wait a minute, this sounds like Rock and/or Roll music.

Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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Morningside said:
I think they jumped the shark when it became more of a slapstick cartoon (if that makes sense).
Whenever it was, it was a long time ago. frown

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Saturday 26th October 2013
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Cross thread posting here. But I suppose it answers what major character is going to be written out frown
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/marcia-wallace-...

"Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow "

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Saturday 26th October 2013
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nice spoiler!

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Saturday 26th October 2013
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It's not really a spoiler per se. They did the same with Phil Hartman's characters when he died frown

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Saturday 26th October 2013
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moanthebairns said:
nice spoiler!
Not true. smile From Facebook:


"Statement from executive producer Al Jean, on behalf of The Simpsons:

I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at "The Simpsons" and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character.

Earlier we had discussed a potential storyline in which a character passed away. This was not Marcia's Edna Krabappel. Marcia's passing is unrelated and again, a terrible loss for all who had the pleasure of knowing her."

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 10th December 2013
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marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Tuesday 10th December 2013
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...nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 10th December 2013
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i really hope that is a females arse as i did think hmmm nice

Tallow

1,624 posts

162 months

Tuesday 10th December 2013
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Stupid sexy Flanders!

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 16th December 2013
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do i know what rhetorical means?

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Homer : Hey, Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Marge : He's the only coach this team has ever had. And the season hasn't even started yet.
Homer : Yeah, well, he's... wearing that hat like an idiot.
Marge : You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.
Homer : Fun too.

OlberJ

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14,101 posts

234 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Last night's episode was one of my top 3, the Glengarry Glen Ross h'omage where Marge takes up selling houses.

She has to learn all the info and Lisa suggests putting it into a song. Marge, Lisa and Bart then sing it in it's entirity with a big show biz finish and Homer is sat on the couch watching, beer in hand, "....You're all nuts".

Gets me every time.

Arun_D

2,302 posts

196 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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OlberJ said:
Last night's episode was one of my top 3, the Glengarry Glen Ross h'omage where Marge takes up selling houses.

She has to learn all the info and Lisa suggests putting it into a song. Marge, Lisa and Bart then sing it in it's entirity with a big show biz finish and Homer is sat on the couch watching, beer in hand, "....You're all nuts".

Gets me every time.
"In 1215 at Runnymede, do dahh, do dahh..."

OlberJ

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14,101 posts

234 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Pay back your baaaaaaaaaaank! /Jazz Hands

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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OlberJ said:
Last night's episode was one of my top 3, the Glengarry Glen Ross h'omage where Marge takes up selling houses.
Marge: This one's on fire!

Boss: Motivated seller.

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Johnnytheboy said:
OlberJ said:
Last night's episode was one of my top 3, the Glengarry Glen Ross h'omage where Marge takes up selling houses.
Marge: This one's on fire!

Boss: Motivated seller.
rofl

Negative Creep

24,988 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Comic Book Guy: I wish to return this quote-unquote "ultimate belt"
Shopkeepr: Certainly quote-unquote Sir, do you have a receipt?
CBG: No I do not, I won it at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekkie has no use for a medium size belt
S: Woah a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a hit with the ladies




(after Homer decides to become a boxer)
Marge: Of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle............before you even consider this I insist you consult a doctor
Homer: No problemo
M: A competent Dcotor!
H: D'oh



Sits in the "doesn't work if you describe it" category, but I love the part where Burns tells everyone whose found true love that they can leave early for the day. Everyone runs out cheering, except one guy looking really sad right in the middle

USABRZ

70 posts

128 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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After grandpa Simpson discusses how much he wants the helping monkey, he turns away and says, "can't wait to get hone and eat that monkey!"

Monkey typing in "pray.... For..... Mojo..." always makes me laugh.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

150 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Edna discussing the various shortcomings of the men Bart proposes to hook her up with:

What about Grounds keeper Willie?

Ha! I'm not even going to tell you what that guy's into.

Makes me chuckle & one of my favourite episodes, the future Christmas where Homer visits Grandpa in cryogenic suspension & thaws & refreezes him repeatedly:

You quit drinking like a coward. The only thing you were ever any good at!