The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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DSLiverpool

14,762 posts

203 months

Sunday 23rd March 2014
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Series 24 on sky tonight 8pm - started last week and that ones on at 8.30

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 24th March 2014
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DSLiverpool said:
Series 24 on sky tonight 8pm - started last week and that ones on at 8.30
any good?

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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You don't win friends with salad!

On C4 now. I hate to sound like an old, reminiscing doosh (especially as I've not even turned 30 yet), but the old ones really are the best.

Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Old, reminiscing doosh or not, you're only being correct.

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university


hehe

This really is a corker of an episode. I was probably 11 the first time it was on. There are probably more good quotes in the first half of this episode than there are in several of the newer seasons combined, haven't actually belly laughed at a new episode since about 2001!

Negative Creep

24,988 posts

228 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Patty: Remember |Homer, you have to do everything we say. After all, you can't spell obsequious without "I O U"

Homer: I'm going to have to trust you on that

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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If I could just say a few words.........................id be a better public speaker

and again

lousy smarch weather

do not touch willie, hmmm good advice

Mr.Jimbo

2,082 posts

184 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Probably a repost:

When Homer gets his dream job at the bowling alley, he looks shiftily around then dunks his head in the ball polished

Boss: Homer, did you put your head in the ball-o shine-o?

Homer: err... No.

Boss: 'Alright then' *sets his hair do in the reflection of Homer's ludicrously shiny head and walks off*

That and the Hank Scorpio episode mentioned, think thats my all time favourite

OlberJ

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14,101 posts

234 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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BrabusMog said:
You don't win friends with salad!

On C4 now. I hate to sound like an old, reminiscing doosh (especially as I've not even turned 30 yet), but the old ones really are the best.
One of my best memories of being a daft kid, 2 of us walking down La Ramblas in Barcelona during the Sonar festival, completely out of our tree, singing that at the top of our voices.

Random folk joining in all the way down.

It was then changed to "You don't make friends with Puma" later on in the holiday.

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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OlberJ said:
BrabusMog said:
You don't win friends with salad!

On C4 now. I hate to sound like an old, reminiscing doosh (especially as I've not even turned 30 yet), but the old ones really are the best.
One of my best memories of being a daft kid, 2 of us walking down La Ramblas in Barcelona during the Sonar festival, completely out of our tree, singing that at the top of our voices.

Random folk joining in all the way down.

It was then changed to "You don't make friends with Puma" later on in the holiday.
hehe I don't think you've lived until you've started an impromptu conga line singing that song! Which also reminds me of another great quote "Sorry, Sir, but I'm going to have to get off the phone, there's a line forming behind me.."

bobbo89

5,225 posts

146 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Probably already been posted but..

The episode with Arnie Ziff where at the end he's developed a machine that homer wears to stifle his snoring.

"I am watching.... you through a camera!"

DSLiverpool

14,762 posts

203 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Lisa its your birthday - happy birthday Lisa, lovely song great episode

OlberJ

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14,101 posts

234 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Was it actually Wacko that voiced him?

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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No. I always thought it was until its was re-shown and I think it credits someone for the voice.

nelly1

5,630 posts

232 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Morningside said:
No. I always thought it was until its was re-shown and I think it credits someone for the voice.
See here...

Article said:
Michael Jackson's Appearance

Michael Jackson himself voiced Leon Kompowsky's dialogue, and sound-a-like Kipp Lennon performed all the singing parts. Jackson's guest appearance was credited to "John Jay Smith." The DVD commentary for this episode indicates that Jackson approached the Simpsons team wanting to appear on the show, but due to a contract obligation, was not allowed to sing. However, he did write "Happy Birthday, Lisa" for the show. Great secrecy surrounded the guest appearance for some time, and even Matt Groening, when appearing on the Jay Leno show, did not openly reveal that it was Jackson (although he hinted strongly). It wasn't until the episode "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" that a more open clue was given to viewers, when Lisa mentions that Dustin Hoffman and Michael Jackson made cameo appearances in the movie, stating, "They didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them..." (Dustin Hoffman, of course, voiced Mr. Bergstrom in the episode Lisa's Substitute, and his guest appearance was similarly shrouded).

OlberJ

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14,101 posts

234 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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I'd never clicked Mr Bergstrom was Hoffman! Brilliant.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Friday 28th March 2014
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King size Homer on C4 now - one of the classics.

The bit where he nicks the ice cream van and comes alongside the school bus still slays me 19 years after it first aired

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Friday 28th March 2014
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The bird flying into the wall hehe

"That's your window to weight gain"

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Friday 28th March 2014
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BrabusMog said:
The bird flying into the wall hehe

"That's your window to weight gain"
That bit was brilliant! It's that old "old vs new Simpsons" thing all over again.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 28th March 2014
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Mr Gearchange said:
King size Homer on C4 now - one of the classics.

The bit where he nicks the ice cream van and comes alongside the school bus still slays me 19 years after it first aired
Top old episode.

'If only I had my reaching broom!'