The Simpsons favourite bits thread
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Homer walks into post office
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me?"
Post master: "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer:".... i don't know"
Edit: found clip of it
http://whatculture.com/tv/simpsons-homers-10-astou...
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me?"
Post master: "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer:".... i don't know"
Edit: found clip of it
http://whatculture.com/tv/simpsons-homers-10-astou...
its been quoted before, probably a few times but its just that god damn funny
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: [pause] Well, touch.
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: [pause] Well, touch.
Not about to look through 79 pages to see if these have been done before, but here are a few of my faves:
Homer comes by with a wheelbarrow full of beer filled bowling balls
Marge: where are you going?
Homer: ah marge, I'm not going to lie to you.... So long!
Homer: we should exchange insurance details - I have none!
Homer and Lisa in a new age shop
Hippy lady: good morning sir
Homer: and an ooga booga to you too
Hippy lady: may I tell you about our special offers today?
Homer: absolutely not - my little girls tummy is hurting, can you give me something to stop her complaining?
And my fave episode is the one where homer becomes the coach of Bart's football team - "you're cut" - so many classic moments in that one
Homer comes by with a wheelbarrow full of beer filled bowling balls
Marge: where are you going?
Homer: ah marge, I'm not going to lie to you.... So long!
- walks off*
Homer: we should exchange insurance details - I have none!
Homer and Lisa in a new age shop
Hippy lady: good morning sir
Homer: and an ooga booga to you too
Hippy lady: may I tell you about our special offers today?
Homer: absolutely not - my little girls tummy is hurting, can you give me something to stop her complaining?
And my fave episode is the one where homer becomes the coach of Bart's football team - "you're cut" - so many classic moments in that one
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