The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Sunday 15th June 2014
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"How do you sleep at night?"
"On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies."

Ian974

2,941 posts

199 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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"Mr Simpson, I am revoking your driving license and I order you to attend a drivers education class"
"Your honour, I would like to request that last sentence be stricken from the record"

rj1986

1,107 posts

168 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Classic

Patrick Bateman

12,183 posts

174 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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marksx

5,052 posts

190 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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Put it in H!

rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

205 months

Thursday 26th June 2014
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Patrick Bateman said:
Crazy Vaclav "It will get 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Thursday 26th June 2014
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Bellboy: And here sir is you kingsize bed for iit iit, rrrr rrr, pant pant, hubba hubba...
Homer: Stop that! I love my wife and kids. I will be mainly using it for sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort!

BrabusMog

20,155 posts

186 months

Thursday 26th June 2014
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rufusruffcutt said:
Patrick Bateman said:
Crazy Vaclav "It will get 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."
Put it in H!

Arun_D

2,302 posts

195 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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"And we're sending our love down the wellllllll (ALLLL THE WAY DOWWWWN)".......

CharlesAL

532 posts

124 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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Free mouthwash! Free shampoo!

Free shower curtain!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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Arun_D said:
"And we're sending our love down the wellllllll (ALLLL THE WAY DOWWWWN)".......
Sting <shove> Dad!

iain014

192 posts

174 months

Monday 30th June 2014
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...Oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!

moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Monday 30th June 2014
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this town is a part of us all
a part of us all
a part of us all

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Monday 30th June 2014
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We'll show him, especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark!

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

182 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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iain014 said:
...Oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!
The best line in Simpsons of all time.

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

200 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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"It's just a little airborne it's still good, it's still good!" hehe

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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Oily Nails said:
"It's just a little airborne it's still good, it's still good!" hehe

THX

2,348 posts

122 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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"De-Bigulator"

And then...

"Why, that would require some kind of Re-Bigulator?!"

Negative Creep

24,980 posts

227 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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Drederick Tatum's pre fight press conference


Reporter: So what do you think of your opponent Homer Simpson?
DT: He's a good man. I like him and respect his style, but I am going to make orphans of his children
R: You know they do have a mother Champ?
DT: Yes but I imagine she will die from grief

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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Negative Creep said:
Drederick Tatum's pre fight press conference


Reporter: So what do you think of your opponent Homer Simpson?
DT: He's a good man. I like him and respect his style, but I am going to make orphans of his children
R: You know they do have a mother Champ?
DT: Yes but I imagine she will die from grief
hehe When Homer drives past the car with him, Carl, and Dr Hibbert in and gives the black power sign, I love his reaction:

"His exuberance is perplexing"