The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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smn159

12,448 posts

216 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth
Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her!
Homer: Oh, Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you wanted to hear

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Tallow said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Mo, in posh restaurant trying to impress his date:

"Bring me your finest dish stuffed with your second finest"
"Certainly sir, lobster stuffed with tacos"
Reminds me:


Extra tentacles.



Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Saturday 19th July 2014
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A company I worked for in the late 80s had a Wang computer, that why I tend to find it more funny than I should.

Negative Creep

24,942 posts

226 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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Morningside said:

A company I worked for in the late 80s had a Wang computer, that why I tend to find it more funny than I should.
I didn't realise they were a real company until I listen to the commentary, and before that had been trying to work out what the wking pun was supposed to be

Mastodon2

13,818 posts

164 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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Morningside said:
Another great one from this episode

[Homer's father, Abraham, arrives at his house wearing a diving suit]
Abraham Simpson: I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows!

Always gets a laugh out of me hehe

Tallow

1,624 posts

160 months

Monday 21st July 2014
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"Marge, your pro-mop, anti-horse agenda has been clear for some time"

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Monday 21st July 2014
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I always thought this was a great episode


moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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http://www.deadline.com/2014/07/tca-fxx-to-welcome...

so fxx are to broadcast all 522 episodes including the movie, back to back.

wow, they recon its would take 10 solid days to watch everyone

now, I've seen the first 15 ish seasons hundreds if not thousands of times but never ventured much further as its st.

I was thinking, I maybe watch a couple of family guy episodes or only fools, Malcolm in the middle etc, whilst having my t or in bed at night...

say I watch an hour a night, that would take me 240 nights to watch the entire simpsons collection... I might need to start

98elise

26,376 posts

160 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I've just seen the breaking bad sequence in a recent episode, loved the cut to Jesse and Walter smile

Fugazi

564 posts

120 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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Marge: Oh Homer, of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the chuds...

laugh

rj1986

1,107 posts

167 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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This is supposed to be a rock concert - not the bleedin' Splish Splosh Show.

Smanks

3,100 posts

186 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Is that Supernintendo Chalmers?

Smanks

3,100 posts

186 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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May God have mercy on us all...



Dr. Foster, Ned's psychologist

Arun_D

2,302 posts

194 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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rj1986 said:
This is supposed to be a rock concert - not the bleedin' Splish Splosh Show.
"We're big in the Bulgaria, and the other garia...Hungaria?"

I don't know what it was the other day that made me think of the scene with guy's hair being blown by the fan to reveal his receding hairline. Reminded me of the line......"Medium setting!!!"


moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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i know can read my thoughts boy...

"meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow"

irocfan

40,153 posts

189 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Smanks said:
May God have mercy on us all...



Dr. Foster, Ned's psychologist
So he is! I'm gutted, I don't think I've ever had to ask for Simpsons related help before! And now another - can anyone find me the scene where Macarnagle says "I'm sure you got a good view from behind your desk, Chief"?!

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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moanthebairns said:
Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
(the next morning Homer punches Lenny)
thought of this due to that picture