The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[HereBeMonsters]

The den? May God have mercy on us all...

[BrabusMog]

[Morningside]

You're never alone if you've got a fluorescent light!


TESTING!!!

[moanthebairns]

In light of recent news.

"Billy and the Cloneasauras"

[43034]

Current episode on now;


"Heeey, this is Homer Simpson saying Hi to all the girls out there in radio land".

[BrabusMog]

Excuse me but proactive? Paradigm? Aren't these just words idiots use to sound clever? I'm fired, aren't I?

[Negative Creep]

Redneck 1: Hey, you wanna fight?
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!

[speedysoprano]

Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-a**ed underparenting was better than your half-a**ed overparenting.
Homer: But I'm using my whole a**!

[Butter Face]

'I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaming'


Classic episode on now.

[BrabusMog]

Jeez Homer, Jeez! You and Marge ain't cousins are ya?

[Groober]

Whacking Day on sky1 now, classic episode I haven't seen for ages!

[HereBeMonsters]

Groober said:

Whacking Day on sky1 now, classic episode I haven't seen for ages!

I'm saving all these classics on my Sky+. Trying to educate the boy.

[Arun_D]

Groober said:

Whacking Day on sky1 now, classic episode I haven't seen for ages!

"Hoorayyyyy"

[BrabusMog]

Arun_D said:

Groober said:

Whacking Day on sky1 now, classic episode I haven't seen for ages!

"Hoorayyyyy"

$10 per axle!

[moanthebairns]

Bart: I got expelled.

Homer: That's my boy!

[sips his beer]

Homer: Mmm, beer... *what*?

No, but the PTA would tear ye a new arse

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

[Langweilig]

Homer to Ned Flanders, "Militants, huh? You should kick their asses!"

[HereBeMonsters]

I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer...

[Ganglandboss]

The Beer Baron episode on 4 now:

Rex Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I have one thing to say about that. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?

Moe: Er, uh ... the ... best damn pet shop in town!

People: (Raising and loudly ing glasses) Yeah! (Hide glasses when Banner looks around)

[Morningside]

Ganglandboss said:

The Beer Baron episode on 4 now:

Rex Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I have one thing to say about that. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?

Moe: Er, uh ... the ... best damn pet shop in town!

People: (Raising and loudly ing glasses) Yeah! (Hide glasses when Banner looks around)

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.

Homer: [way off in the distance] No, you won't.

[Vocal Minority]

Yes, I will.


D'oh