The Simpsons favourite bits thread
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Kent Brockamn: Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.
Banner: Are you the Beer Baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-
diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Banner: Are you the Beer Baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-
diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Negative Creep said:
Not one from the last decade. Sooooo many bloody good ones as well.I could watch them all day and never grow tired of them.
moanthebairns said:
Negative Creep said:
Not one from the last decade. Sooooo many bloody good ones as well.I could watch them all day and never grow tired of them.
Smithers: "What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
Ganglandboss said:
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
From the same episode. Milhouse and Bart discussing the merits (or not) of Santa's Little Helper:Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? So, why did I have the bowl, Bart?! WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL???!"
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