The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

204 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Kent Brockamn: Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.


Banner: Are you the Beer Baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-
diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.


HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

181 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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My wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.

Arun_D

2,302 posts

194 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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HereBeMonsters said:
My wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.
"Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on......

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

181 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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So please, the money.

andymc

7,334 posts

206 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Save Tibet, save him!

Negative Creep

24,942 posts

226 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Negative Creep said:
Not one from the last decade. Sooooo many bloody good ones as well.

I could watch them all day and never grow tired of them.

rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

204 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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moanthebairns said:
Negative Creep said:
Not one from the last decade. Sooooo many bloody good ones as well.

I could watch them all day and never grow tired of them.
Not a bad Top 50 and a good number 1. I think 'The Springfield Files' could have been higher than number 32. And also no "The Joy of Sect" episode either.

Smithers: "What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

181 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Leader Beans

Ganglandboss

8,294 posts

202 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.

Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]

Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!

Butter Face

30,192 posts

159 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Hank Scorpio at number 1 is ace!

Arun_D

2,302 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Ganglandboss said:
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.

Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]

Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
From the same episode. Milhouse and Bart discussing the merits (or not) of Santa's Little Helper:

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? So, why did I have the bowl, Bart?! WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL???!"


wst

3,494 posts

160 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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What are you talking about-I don't need pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys- pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-Uh oh-uh oh... Uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills.

shakotan

10,679 posts

195 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Vocal Minority said:
Yes, I will.


D'oh
It's on Page 1 of this thread, and it's "Wont!", not "D'oh!".

moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Did you know that thirty-four million Americans are obese? Taken together, that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon.

43034

2,963 posts

167 months

Monday 8th September 2014
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Frank Grimes episode now.

Many good moments in this one!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Tuesday 9th September 2014
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shakotan said:
Vocal Minority said:
Yes, I will.


D'oh
It's on Page 1 of this thread, and it's "Wont!", not "D'oh!".
....dammit

Hang on - page 1? Are you trying to say there are no other duplications at all?

moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Boogieman!

solar power, when will people lean

theres a man here who this he can help you
Batman?
No he's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist?
its not batman

Arun_D

2,302 posts

194 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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"BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!"

rj1986

1,107 posts

167 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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