The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[BigTom85]

"Black eyed, Please" was on the other night. So many quality bits in that one.



Has me in stitches every time!!

It must have been mentioned already in this thread, but it's worth of a pea-roast.

[benjj]

You don't win friends with salad!

[Negative Creep]

When Lisa reads a letter from her penpal


Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am sad. Our President has been overthrown and replaced by THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRALL. ALL HAIL KRALL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME! SINCERELY, LITTLE GIRL

[moanthebairns]

Silent Alarm activated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GERkAnxuMrk

[Jaroon]

Chief Wiggum: They say no two ass webs are the same. Beautiful in its way.

[Morningside]

moanthebairns said:

Silent Alarm activated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GERkAnxuMrk

EVERYTHING IS OK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJFyWBLeM7Q

[rufusruffcutt]

There was a Simpsons 25th Anniversary Show at the Hollywood Bowl in LA a couple of weekends back, with loads of live performances by the voice cast of some of our favourite songs and scenes.
I've tried to pick out a couple of favourites:

The Monorail Song with Conan O'Brien
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ymOWS-z7kg

Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart - Hank Azaria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgKCh2l_WI

Stop the planet of the apes I want to get off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hevW-zpHdBA

Prank call to Moe's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFM_IORxDNE


The whole show is here - 1 hour 17 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OioVfASn_18

[moanthebairns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gzwQ8OEJiA

Simpsons - Family Guy cross over aired on Sunday.

It's ok actually.

[moanthebairns]

I hope that rug was scotch guarded

[smn159]

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

[HereBeMonsters]

Front line infantry.

[Ari]

On a night out with the girls...

Crazy Bowling is a great game Marge, how did you come up with it?

Oh, I just Googled 'Girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn I found this.

[CharlesAL]

rufusruffcutt said:

Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart - Hank Azaria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgKCh2l_WI

He lied to us through song...

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!

[Negative Creep]

Helen Lovejoy: We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty: Sex Cauldron!? I though they closed that place down!

[Ganglandboss]

Apu (to Manjula as she drives off following a row): If only that mark on your forehead was an off button!

[43034]

I'm trying to think of an episode that shows 2 security guards watching a little girl in the changing room at the mall, they say "that little girl wasn't wearing those socks when she came in here!". They grab 2 guns and one says "Lets roll".

Driving me fking insance.

[BrabusMog]

43034 said:

I'm trying to think of an episode that shows 2 security guards watching a little girl in the changing room at the mall, they say "that little girl wasn't wearing those socks when she came in here!". They grab 2 guns and one says "Lets roll".

Driving me fking insance.

Is that the one where Marge takes Bart clothes shopping? If so, I think it's this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_the_Greek

[benjj]

[Warw1ckHunt]

Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off, shoe goes on, shoe goes off.
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.

[43034]

Monorail episode on tonight!!

So many classic lines in this one