The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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Marge: Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?

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I'll admit they are few and far between though. Quality, not quantity

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AV12 said:

"You don't win friends with salad,"

We were in Barcelona for Sonar a good few years ago, 6 of us, absolutely wasted, hopping down La Ramblas in the middle of the day singing to my mates girlfriend :

"You don't win friends with Puma!"

She was none too pleased about our reaction to her brand new trainers

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Tallow said:

It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good.

I posted that clip up in the other thread and asked sumone to make a gif of it for me. Post end credits as it's still going, apple in mouth, ears flapping in the wind.

Never did get one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zscaskpe9Ak

There it is, anyone do me a gif of that please? Pretty please.

Edited by OlberJ on Friday 12th August 17:46

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QuackHandle said:

Sunshiiiine on my shoulders makes me happyyyy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkWglhUOyS8

1st time i've seen that

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"Aye, ye'll no be slapping Wullie aboot any more noo"

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Devilstreak said:

fatpasty said:

"See my vest, see my vest"

Mr Burns song about the little dogs.

Made from real gorilla chest.
See this sweater, there's no better

Great episode.

Seeeeeee my loafers? Former gophers.

It was that or skin my chauffeur.

love it. Songs in the key of Springfield is worth a download for long car journeys.

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• sob sob* "Piiiinnchy" *munch munch*

"It's what he would have wanted"

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"But not between 4 and 5......that's Wullie time"

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"No on 28!"

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Pique said:

The Gay Steel Mill - "we work hard, we play hard..."

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!.....Gnnnk Gnnnk duh duh Gnnk Gnnnk!"

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"Where did you get that shirt boy"

"I dunno...it just came out of the closet"

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"I'm a unitard"

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My least favourite bit on Film4 the now

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But Xena can't fly?

I told you, i'm not Xena, i'm Lucy Lawless.

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Marf said:

Definitely in my top ten.

"Try the papayas. They are juicy and full of papayian! Makes you strong like Popeye! Popeye, papayian! Popeye, papayian! See? Same thing, same... ah.. forget it!"


"You like those moccassins? Look up in your closet, there's a pair for you! Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?"

"I'm from Canada...they think I'm slow eh?"

So many funny lines, and the Globex video showing the town getting redeveloped with the Hobo turning into a mailbox. Gets me every time

You missed out the best bit, it's Homer's chuckle and dead pan response, "Yeah...once"

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"HOMER! Are you flushing those springs down the toilet?"

"....I'm not not flushing them!"


"...99 boxes of springs to flush down, 99 boxes of spriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!"

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GKW - "Look am fine as long as i've got ma pot to keep the rain aff ma heid"

Marge - "Wullie, that's a colander"

GKW - "Acht, that's where ma soup went."

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moanthebairns said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XWRdp0MRks

"Homer! Come quick! Bart's given up tutoring and joined a violence gang."

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This one was on C4 earlier.

The umbrella at the end gets me every time. Proper LOLings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtKtU_zcTGU