The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[ajprice]

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

A lot of stuff mentioned already, Ralph, Sideshow Bob and the rakes, Homer talking to his brain... I like the one when he's looking for a peanut and finds $20

[Marf]

ajprice said:

I like the one when he's looking for a peanut and finds $20

Forgot about that

Homer: 20 Dollars, Oh I wanted a peanut!

Homer's Brain: 20 Dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Explain how!

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Moe: This thing'll flash fry a buffalo in 30 seconds.

Homer: 30 Seconds?! Oh I want it now!

[Podie]

Bart: I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows at the same time.




The other was an episode where Homer and Marge decided to rekindle their relationship and are in a hay barn... the farmer comes in and says "you're in for a right ass forking!"

[andyjo1982]

'Homer loves Mindy'

i'll just push the button for the stimulater...

[Highrisedrifter]

Intro scene - "Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! AAAAAARGH!" *thud*

Love that intro.

Also Homer's "mmmmmn" moments like "mmmmn, something!" and "mmmmn, sacrilicious!"

[Daniel1]

Homer walks past the garage to see lisa crying inside. He stops for a minute and says to himself:

"Oh I can't stand seeing one of my children like this"

so shuts the garage door.

[BrabusMog]

Cutaway scene explaining a hangover and ends with "Ethanol Pictures" or similar - hilarious.

[marksx]

I love the 'chilli cook off episode' where Homer trips out on Guatamalen Insanity Peppers.

Damned if i can remember the title though.

'I'm gonna miss the cook off' while doing an impatient dance

[shakotan]

GALLARDOGUY said:

Mr Burns:- Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket!

Smithers:- You don't have to tell me, Sir!

I think Smither's blatent, yet over the heads of children, gay references are brilliant.

[shakotan]

marksx said:

I love the 'chilli cook off episode' where Homer trips out on Guatamalen Insanity Peppers.

Damned if i can remember the title though.

'I'm gonna miss the cook off' while doing an impatient dance

Homer *shakes fist at the sky* : In your face, space coyote!

Marge: Space coyote...!?

The Mysterious Voyage Of Homer

[Pints]

Homer (referring to the courting of Marge's mother by Grampa): "If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!"

And then this...

[rufusruffcutt]

Quinny said:

Highrisedrifter said:

Intro scene - "Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! AAAAAARGH!" *thud*

That's my mobile ring tone: hehe:

"If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

[shakotan]

Homer : Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge : What's that?
Homer : [thinks] A...dinosaur!

[QuackHandle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!

[Mr Gearchange]

One of the Halloween specials where Krusty created Burger squared - which turns people into zombie munchers feeding on people's brains.
Homer gets bitten by an infected mr Burns and starts mumbling and groaning in a zombie like way:


Lisa: "Dad, are you becoming an muncher"
Homer: "I think the bigger brains is are you brains a brains"

[QuackHandle]

"Do not touch willy, hmmm good advice"

[andyjo1982]

shakotan said:

GALLARDOGUY said:

Mr Burns:- Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket!

Smithers:- You don't have to tell me, Sir!

I think Smither's blatent, yet over the heads of children, gay references are brilliant.

'Smithers, we will take the Spruce moose, hop in'.
'But Mr Burns, its just a toy plane'
(i'm sure Burns pulls a gun out at this point) 'I said get in!!!'

[Pints]

Homer: "Ill on a weekend! What are the the chances of that? Must be a million to one."

[Robatr0n]

Marge: Bart, how's your Father getting on with the BBQ?

[Bart looks out the window to see Homer running across the garden screaming his head off whilst holding an umbrella like a Jousting Lance which promptly gets wedged into the top of the BBQ, Homer than falls to the ground and the umbrella opens itself up]

Bart: Yeah, he's finished.

[anonymous-user]

Lisa : Dad, the Germans have a word that means both crisis AND opportunity
Homer : Yes - CRISITUNITY !!