The Simpsons favourite bits thread
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Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
(the next morning Homer punches Lenny)
moanthebairns said:
Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
(the next morning Homer punches Lenny)
Whilst Lenny is mid-sip whilst having a cup of coffee, if I remember correctly! Marge: Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
(the next morning Homer punches Lenny)
There are some great classics on this thread
http://joyreactor.com/search/simpson/1
I think this one is brilliant!
Edited by Morningside on Tuesday 9th October 14:14
One scene I hadn't seen in ages had me in stitches the other night, I can't find a video sadly but-
Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
Lisa: What are we looking for, anyway?
Bart: Pirate booty! What else?
(Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island)
Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
(The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand)
Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
(A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
Lisa: What are we looking for, anyway?
Bart: Pirate booty! What else?
(Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island)
Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
(The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand)
Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
(A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
Laughing like a child at this gag this afternoon, from the episode "Lady Bouvier's Lover" where Abe Simpson and Monty Burns vie for the attention of Marge's mother.
The Simpsons are eating breakfast at the kitchen table.
Marge: I think it's great that my mother and your father are in love. They could get married!
Homer: No, we can't let that happen, that would make us brother and sister, and our kids would be freakish mutants with pink skin, overbites and 5 fingers on each hand!
(Homer turns to look at Bart, Lisa and Maggie and sees this, and starts to scream)
The Simpsons are eating breakfast at the kitchen table.
Marge: I think it's great that my mother and your father are in love. They could get married!
Homer: No, we can't let that happen, that would make us brother and sister, and our kids would be freakish mutants with pink skin, overbites and 5 fingers on each hand!
(Homer turns to look at Bart, Lisa and Maggie and sees this, and starts to scream)
Can anyone find a youtube clip of the Itchy and Scratchy sketch, where the cat gets nailed to the escalator and goes under it at the top ripping all his fur off. He comes out at the bottom all sinew and ligaments and blood. He goes up the escalator again the retrieve his fleece, he wraps it round his naked body and slopes off....only to be hit on the head by placard waving anti fur demonstrators.
Only saw it once, cried laughing.
Only saw it once, cried laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_pqnsKWlpc
Always laugh my socks off everytime I watch this!
Always laugh my socks off everytime I watch this!
Edited by henrytvr on Monday 19th November 23:31
Edited by henrytvr on Monday 19th November 23:45
Billy and the Cloneasaurus.............
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, IM MEAN THANK YOU COME AGAIN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PQAI8nWYQ
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, IM MEAN THANK YOU COME AGAIN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PQAI8nWYQ
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