The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Was on a couple of days ago 'Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the flying Hellfish' from Season 7.

Mr Burns hires Fernando Vidal "The worlds most devious assassin" to kill Grandpa Simpson, who after several failed attempts to kill Abe, storms the Springfield Retirement Castle with a machine gun only to be thwarted by the nurse with a pump action shotgun. "Are residents are trying to nap!"

Abe escapes to Homers.

Abe: "[pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me! Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!"
Homer: "Who is it?"
Marge: "It's Grampa. And it sounds like he's gotten into the horseradish again."

Great episode.


Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Burns: Stop everything! I don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
Smithers: Uh, Sir, that's a cheque for your boweling
Burns: Oh, yes. That's very important.
Smithers: Yes, Sir. Remember that month you didn't do it?
Burns: Yes... that was unpleasant for all concerned. Anyway, back to the cheques. Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Rudiger

captainmatt

475 posts

166 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Tallow said:

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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captainmatt said:
hehe "Clowns are funny..."

BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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rufusruffcutt said:
Rudiger
hehe I drive my girlfriend nuts by saying this about various quotes but that really is one of my favourites.

43034

2,963 posts

168 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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An awesome episode just started on C4!


Butter Face

30,280 posts

160 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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LOVE the latest episode (just been broadcast in the US) pretty much all done with Simpsons Lego. Brilliant.



Edited by Butter Face on Monday 5th May 20:50

moanthebairns

17,933 posts

198 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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Butter Face said:
LOVE the latest episode (just been broadcast in the US) pretty much all done with Simpsons Lego. Brilliant.



Edited by Butter Face on Monday 5th May 20:50
Best "new" simpsons in ages. Actually watchable, I actually laughed out loud at a point!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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moanthebairns said:
Butter Face said:
LOVE the latest episode (just been broadcast in the US) pretty much all done with Simpsons Lego. Brilliant.



Edited by Butter Face on Monday 5th May 20:50
Best "new" simpsons in ages. Actually watchable, I actually laughed out loud at a point!
Amazingly that was actually a damn good episode.

BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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When will it be shown on Sky?

moanthebairns

17,933 posts

198 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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BrabusMog said:
When will it be shown on Sky?
on youtube just now

wst

3,494 posts

161 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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It wasn't a very funny episode, but it was very clever. And I liked the Philip K. Dick jokes.

BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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moanthebairns said:
BrabusMog said:
When will it be shown on Sky?
on youtube just now
Cheers, I'll make sure I manage to watch it before I leave the office tonight.

98elise

26,502 posts

161 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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BrabusMog said:
rufusruffcutt said:
Rudiger
hehe I drive my girlfriend nuts by saying this about various quotes but that really is one of my favourites.
We nicknamed our son "Rudiger" when we couldn't decide on a name smile

moanthebairns

17,933 posts

198 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: 'the process of removing weeds from ones' garden'

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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"Is it about my cube?"

moanthebairns

17,933 posts

198 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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Homer: Ok, we need 40,000 dollars. How much do we have in the checkbook?

Marge: 70 dollars.

Homer: Have we deposited any 40,000 dollar checks that haven't cleared yet?

Marge: No.