The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[captainmatt]

43034 said:

Monorail episode on tonight!!

So many classic lines in this one

My ring came off my pudding can!
Take my penknife, my good man!

[Fastchas]

One that had me laughing out loud is where Homer thought Bart might be gay. So he took him to a steel Workers stockyard to meet some blue collar Joe's

Homer: "Bart, Meet Roscoe."

Then it turned into a nightclub.

Roscoe: "We work hard. We play harder!"

[moanthebairns]

captainmatt said:

43034 said:

Monorail episode on tonight!!

So many classic lines in this one

My ring came off my pudding can!
Take my penknife, my good man!

There's a man here to thinks he can help you,
who batman?
no he's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist?
It's not Batman.

That is why the early Simpsons worked and the new ones are st.

[Morningside]

Warw1ckHunt said:

Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off, shoe goes on, shoe goes off.
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.

Reminded me of this.

[captainmatt]

Fastchas said:

One that had me laughing out loud is where Homer thought Bart might be gay. So he took him to a steel Workers stockyard to meet some blue collar Joe's

Homer: "Bart, Meet Roscoe."

Then it turned into a nightclub.

Roscoe: "We work hard. We play harder!"

"Hot stuff, coming through!"

[Ganglandboss]

Tonight's episode on Channel 4 - Marge vs. Singles. Marge has taken Maggie to a concert for young kids and the babies are rioting. The police are trying to control the crowd:

Lou: I don’t feel right clubbing women and children, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. (Picture zooms out to reveal then whacking babies with nightsticks).

[Nardies]

Warw1ckHunt said:

Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off, shoe goes on, shoe goes off.
Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.

[Mastodon2]

Ganglandboss said:

Tonight's episode on Channel 4 - Marge vs. Singles. Marge has taken Maggie to a concert for young kids and the babies are rioting. The police are trying to control the crowd:

Lou: I don’t feel right clubbing women and children, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. (Picture zooms out to reveal then whacking babies with nightsticks).

That "Some days are tougher than others" line had me absolutely buckled

[Ganglandboss]

Krusty the Clown alarm clock: (Laughs) It's Tuesday, the first. If you live in Krusty Brand low-income housing, your rent is due!

[Arun_D]

Mastodon2 said:

Ganglandboss said:

Tonight's episode on Channel 4 - Marge vs. Singles. Marge has taken Maggie to a concert for young kids and the babies are rioting. The police are trying to control the crowd:

Lou: I don’t feel right clubbing women and children, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. (Picture zooms out to reveal then whacking babies with nightsticks).

That "Some days are tougher than others" line had me absolutely buckled

There's a helpful bear on the 28th floor.

[shakotan]

rufusruffcutt said:

There was a Simpsons 25th Anniversary Show at the Hollywood Bowl in LA a couple of weekends back, with loads of live performances by the voice cast of some of our favourite songs and scenes.
I've tried to pick out a couple of favourites:

The Monorail Song with Conan O'Brien
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ymOWS-z7kg

Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart - Hank Azaria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgKCh2l_WI

Stop the planet of the apes I want to get off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hevW-zpHdBA

Prank call to Moe's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFM_IORxDNE


The whole show is here - 1 hour 17 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OioVfASn_18

Although entertaining to watch for free on YouTube, I don't think I would have paid money for that, dispite being a huge Simpsons fan.

It seems awfully...unprepared, almost amateurish to a point where it looked like a high school play. Plus missing two key voice artists throughout rather limited where they could go with content.

[DeuxCentCinq]

"WELCOME BACK to Robo-Trumble. Sorry, Robot-Rumble."

[Rostfritt]

Nardies said:

Later in the same episode

'Cloud goes up, cloud goes down'

[24lemons]

Young Ranier Wolfcastle;

"Mine bratwurst has a first name
It's F-R-I-T-Z
Mine bratwurst has a second name
It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A- U-S-E-N."

[DeuxCentCinq]

Coming soon: Truckasaurus, the Movie. Featuring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

[Morningside]

The fantastic Whacking Day is on at the moment on Sky.

[moanthebairns]

Hooray

[moanthebairns]

I hope that rug was Scotch guarded

[Tallow]

Heheh! Mule.

[Teppic]

DeuxCentCinq said:

Coming soon: Truckasaurus, the Movie. Featuring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

"You crazy car! I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you!"

Celebrity voice impersonated