The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[BrabusMog]

John Truckasaurus, brilliant!

http://youtu.be/L6MHiIqVwm8

[BrabusMog]

Just found the McBain movie as well, didn't realise this before even having seen all the clips separately...

http://youtu.be/7vyANa71gvU

[Dyl]

From an episode I only saw for the first time recently - Homer and Marge going to bed, and Homer is trying to turn the bedside lamp off:

Clap clap
"Homer"
Clap clap
"Homer, we don't have a clapper"
"Sorry I can't hear you over the clapping Marge"
Clap clap


It doesn't translate well when written down, but I thought it was brilliant.

[Negative Creep]

Arctic Explorer: You've got to start charged more than 50 cents a bag for this stuff, we lost 3 more men on this expedition!
Apu: Well if you can think of a better way to get ice I would like to hear it

[OlberJ]

Thanks Achoo.

Not achu...Apu.

Meh, I got problems with both.

[Morningside]

I see in the news Sam Simon has died aged 59.
http://news.sky.com/story/1441695/the-simpsons-co-...

[43034]

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Ch4 now

[moanthebairns]

43034 said:

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Ch4 now

Aw one of my favourite episodes. I missed it working on the bike.

The sugar is melting, melting.

White gold.

[Tallow]

Classic episode, I frequently use "Bees are on the what now?" as a respone when I don't understand someone.

"To the beemobile!"

[moanthebairns]

Homer: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Crowd: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Lenny: Hey, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?
Homer: Oh, I heard it at the moustache parade they have every year.

[moanthebairns]

[anonymous-user]

Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day".

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Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "The Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax exempt status!

Smithers: Actually, sir, with our creative book-keeping and corporate loop holes we only pay three dollars a year.

Mr. Burns: You're right, we're getting screwed!

[DeuxCentCinq]

"LEADER BEANS"

[captainmatt]

moanthebairns said:

bd! He's always one step ahead!

[Tallow]

[moanthebairns]

[DeuxCentCinq]

moanthebairns said:

TRAMBAMPOLINE!!! BABAMOLINE!!! TRABAMALAMPOLINE!!!!

[43034]

Well it all starts when a Nulecule comes out of its nest.

[Johnnytheboy]

Homer, on being caught by Russ Cargill in the movie:

"So, we meet at last, whoever you are."

[DanielSan]

Just been on Sky.

Principal Skinner's mum calling Comic Book Guy and ill mannered sack of crap

Just how she says it has me in stitches every time