The perfect female from film and tv...

The perfect female from film and tv...

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NotDave

20,951 posts

157 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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rofl


If you think I'm brave/stupid enough to tell 2x females, in their 20s, "a man on the inkanet says your obese, and your arse means you're fat" .......... You're seriously delusional.


One: I'd be decapitated, and buried by tea time.

Two: They'd possibly point out that there's a great many other females with simillar natural shapes.

DanDC5

18,793 posts

167 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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NotDave said:
DanDC5 said:
I would quite happily


Ditto. Regardless of hair colour, or alledged "phatt ass".

1/2 my office said "would ruin, she looks filthy" other 1/2 went down the "not with yours, she obese" route
I genuinely think she'd be the one to ruin me. And all with a big smile on my face. I'd like to combine her, Rihanna and large tub of ice cream.

NotDave

20,951 posts

157 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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I was on for defending you there, until you mentioned that sell-out, vacuous, dhead tt that is Rhianna.


Sorry, but a "popstar" who portrays herself as a "role model for young girls and teens" according to HER and her PR team..... Then singing about how she loves nothing more than a bittov domestic violence, abuse, and such..... 'cause it gets her hot & horny ready for a nice bittov BDSM..... So she can then wind down after the orgy, with a joint and get pissed up.


hurl tt

DanDC5

18,793 posts

167 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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Lack of morals = filthy in bed = Rihanna = win.

NotDave

20,951 posts

157 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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sorry but I just don't buy it.


's all her PR team.

She's just a kid at heart, who got famous, got rich, and can't cope with the fame/attention. Thinks that smoking a joint, dressing like an 80s hooker, or singing that she likes whips and chains, will make her more famous, more rich and more attractive.


When she was first "found" at 16-18 she was OK, in terms of personality and music. Then she had a hiatus, and came back as this "sex godess" and "rebel"....... Meh! sick of seeing her in papers, sick of hearing her on radion, she's just wrong.

jonno990

420 posts

178 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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A workmate once told us how he'd seen a model of a large bottomed African woman at La Louvre years ago.

He called them the "fatty arsed tribe" we all called bks and took the piss out off him for years.

Turned out he was right. Known as hottentot women.

http://barclay1720.tripod.com/hist/paleo/buttocks....

Have we had the girl out of Merlin yet? Never seen it but I might start watching it now.


qube_TA

8,402 posts

245 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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NotDave said:
rofl


If you think I'm brave/stupid enough to tell 2x females, in their 20s, "a man on the inkanet says your obese, and your arse means you're fat" .......... You're seriously delusional.


One: I'd be decapitated, and buried by tea time.

Two: They'd possibly point out that there's a great many other females with simillar natural shapes.
Given the £4.2Bn fatties cost the NHS per year they'd be right that there are a lot of them about, however if all your fat is localising on one part of your body then something has gone wrong.



NotDave

20,951 posts

157 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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christ, lets not turn this into an NHS debate eh?

else we may as well shoot anyone who's ever had alcohol, drugs, ciggies, or meat

Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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cazzer said:
Some of you lot really need to learn what shape women are supposed to be?
I'll give you a clue, its not straight...
Pass the eye bleach

wow that is horrible, she is all yours.

johnnyreggae

2,937 posts

160 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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Sorry if I missed her earlier but Connie Britton from Friday Night Lights should be in this list

wargriff

1,890 posts

202 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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Booey said:
You still would though, right?



I have a bit of a crush on her.
My opinion is well known on KatyPerry, I mean look at that figure smile bumps in all the right places....and she would dress up for role play I'm sure smile all that Lycra mmmm

Adam B

27,247 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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NotDave said:
I'm saying, fk.........all!

Those that worship at the alter of Coco Chanel and her "adrogenous" (sp - JAYB?) look twiglets, a la Miss Kiera Knightley will decree her as obese.

Those that idolise air brushed images they see in the media, will decree her as rough.


Those that prefer to value their eye-kandi on real pictures, or eye contact as opposed to tweeked/distorted images, shall view her as something else.
Whereas those pictures of nick minge are not at all air-brushed and touched up rofl

I'll put her in the pile - if you walked past her back on the council estate you'd flinch

Only found attractive through fame IMHO

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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cazzer said:
She's Obese????

Some of you lot really need to learn what shape women are supposed to be?
I'll give you a clue, its not straight...

That is a massive ass not my cup of tea , and i do like a curvy woman

cazzer

8,883 posts

248 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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I'm not denying its a massive arse....and its a bit to generous for my liking too....but OBESE she isnt.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

209 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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Deformed.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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cazzer said:
I'm not denying its a massive arse....and its a bit to generous for my liking too....but OBESE she isnt.
Sure she is attractive from the waist up she is hot , but she is just totally out of proportion and i dont like it

wst

3,494 posts

161 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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Those shoes will push the arse out a bit further than when she's less vertical, it'd be worth noting.

dundarach

5,037 posts

228 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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This thread is at least proving that it takes all sorts....

Some of the mutton on here beggars belief, especially as the title mentions perfect!!!

So, now I've tried to keep up amongst the heffers, but have we had:



Yet?

Edited by dundarach on Wednesday 21st March 22:06

LordGrover

33,543 posts

212 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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She doesn't take a good polaroid, but I see where you're coming from. In farscape she was cracking.

Shay HTFC

3,588 posts

189 months

Wednesday 21st March 2012
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dundarach said:
This thread is at least proving that it takes all sorts....

Some of the mutton on here beggars belief, especially as the title mentions perfect!!!

So, now I've tried to keep up amongst the heffers, but have we had:



Yet?

Edited by dundarach on Wednesday 21st March 22:06
Looks a bit like a recovering crack addict

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