The perfect female from film and tv...

The perfect female from film and tv...

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clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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NotDave said:
Katy B is cracking.


Willowbooby - hell yes. Perfect in more ways than one


Redknapp - too skinny and fitness obsessed to be perfect, but a "shagworthy" vote


Curaco Kayley - sperm
One major positive for being fitness obsessed - likely chances of their being able to go for ages massively increased.

NotDave

20,951 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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clonmult said:
One major positive for being fitness obsessed - likely chances of their being able to go for ages massively increased.
Hmm, but downside being that she openly admits to not eating.

so any form of "date" is buggered as fine food and wine are a simple pleasure and almost always followed by nooky

TankRS

2,850 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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NotDave said:
clonmult said:
One major positive for being fitness obsessed - likely chances of their being able to go for ages massively increased.
Hmm, but downside being that she openly admits to not eating.

so any form of "date" is buggered as fine food and wine are a simple pleasure and almost always followed by nooky
and if the lady is so skinny she lacks the 'cushion for the pushing' round the rear, you end up with bruising on your groin/pelvic area. . . true story! wink

NotDave

20,951 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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TankRS said:
and if the lady is so skinny she lacks the 'cushion for the pushing' round the rear, you end up with bruising on your groin/pelvic area. . . true story! wink
rofl


she is a bit "too bony".....

that said, too much "cushion for the pushing" and her on top = broken pelvis

TankRS

2,850 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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NotDave said:
that said, too much "cushion for the pushing" and her on top = broken pelvis
never encountered that predicament! if she's heavier than me, i'm almost 15.5stone. i dont go looking!

and yes i am 'powerfully built' roflwink

NotDave

20,951 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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TankRS said:
never encountered that predicament! if she's heavier than me, i'm almost 15.5stone. i dont go looking!

and yes i am 'powerfully built' roflwink
I didn't go looking.


She found me, plied me with booze, and had her way with me.

I was 13st4, 6ft7, exhausted from work, and drunk as fk.


She was a cougar, massive norks.

I can't remember much apart from the fact that she was UTTER FILTH.







getmecoat

qube_TA

8,402 posts

246 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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adaptive said:


Sarah Shahi from Fairly Legal
No idea what Fairly Legal is but I think I need to find out, she's gorgeous.


Sheets Tabuer

18,991 posts

216 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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She looks quite legal to me.

flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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I`d chain that in the basement until I was done with it...which would be about 30 years... I would barely have time for work...or food..

RodMod

1,169 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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^Joseph Fritzle ?.^

hehe I know what you mean though thumbup

Rod.

mattyn1

5,780 posts

156 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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adaptive said:


Sarah Shahi from Fairly Legal


Rosario Dawson
Jesushehe

Jw Vw

4,833 posts

164 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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DanDC5 said:
As she's now appearing in the Coke adverts I'm including Katy B (singing wench for those that haven't heard of her), not sure what, there's just something about her that I really like.

A girl at work knows her as they both went to Brit School together. Quite a big fan of getting on the nose candy she says. I'd give her the best 30 secs she's ever had wink

Lost soul

8,712 posts

183 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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TankRS said:
Kaley Cuoco from the tv show The Big Bang Theory, if you dont know it its a great show, give it a look thumbup

She is lovely and very funny in the show

Jw Vw

4,833 posts

164 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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Lost soul said:
TankRS said:
Kaley Cuoco from the tv show The Big Bang Theory, if you dont know it its a great show, give it a look thumbup

She is lovely and very funny in the show
yes

Looks very tasty.

BenM77

2,835 posts

165 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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adaptive said:


Sarah Shahi from Fairly Legal


Rosario Dawson
Thankyou biggrin

matchmaker

8,497 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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RodMod said:
^Joseph Fritzle ?.^

hehe I know what you mean though thumbup

Rod.
As a workmate once said "I'd be inside her till the sanitary man came to complain about the smell" eek

flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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rofl

DanDC5

18,818 posts

168 months

Thursday 22nd March 2012
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Jw Vw said:
DanDC5 said:
As she's now appearing in the Coke adverts I'm including Katy B (singing wench for those that haven't heard of her), not sure what, there's just something about her that I really like.

A girl at work knows her as they both went to Brit School together. Quite a big fan of getting on the nose candy she says. I'd give her the best 30 secs she's ever had wink
30 seconds! Check you out, show off!

NotDave

20,951 posts

158 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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DanDC5 said:
Jw Vw said:
DanDC5 said:
As she's now appearing in the Coke adverts I'm including Katy B (singing wench for those that haven't heard of her), not sure what, there's just something about her that I really like.

A girl at work knows her as they both went to Brit School together. Quite a big fan of getting on the nose candy she says. I'd give her the best 30 secs she's ever had wink
30 seconds! Check you out, show off!
She's into music industry, nose candy comes as no surprise.


She's gorgeous.

Reckon I could make 45seconds.

8Ace

2,696 posts

199 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Anyone mentioned the lovely Susanna Reid yet?
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