Embarrassing Bodies

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Ultuous

2,248 posts

192 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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The Major said:
OH, and the woman that had a double fanny, that was a good one, she was fit.
yes... I love the way that once she had bags of publicity in the media, she claimed she'd turned down large amounts of cash to appear in 'specialist publications'... Quite happy to give the world a flash of her gash(es) on mainstream TV though!

Nedzilla

2,439 posts

175 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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mammamia said:
So, if I apply to go on the programme with my very tiny cock, they will get a specialist to make it bigger ?
No,you'll just get laughed at by everyone that knows you!

DickusMaximus

321 posts

152 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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mammamia said:
So, if I apply to go on the programme with my very tiny cock, they will get a specialist to make it bigger ?
Not a chance I'm afraid - I applied for a reduction and they said no. You could have had the spare 3 inches too.

...assuming we're the same colour like. Otherwise it'd look like some sort of weird feckin'coral snake and nobody likes to see that coming towards 'em

Edited by DickusMaximus on Friday 9th March 21:14

Happy82

15,077 posts

170 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Fastra said:
I always think "they've got to go to work in the morning...!!"

eekeek

There is no way I would survive the next day at my place!

The 'best' one I saw was a few years ago that concerned a publican in his mid-fifties.
His complaint was that a smell of, for want of a better word, st, always seem to follow him about and that even some of his customers had remarked upon it..

Dr Christian duly asked pop up onto the table and drop his kecks so he could investigate!

He then basically told aforementioned publican that he's a dirty bd and he needs to wipe his arse better - this was even accompanied by footage of said dirty arse!
yikesyuckvomit

I kid you not!
I remember that too laugh Remember the girl with long labs that needed trimming? rofl

flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Long meat curtains?

muckymotor

2,288 posts

222 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Dachshund/Labrador cross?

flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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I dated a gorgeous girl a few years back in my early 20s with that problem.. Twin beef jerkys on either side... I ran rather than walked..she never understood why!

oobster

7,101 posts

212 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Zippee said:
I remember that one - wander how he managed to show his face in public again after that.

Despite the free private treatment I still don't understand the mentality whereby they're too embarrassed to go to their doctors or show their other halves yet will happily flaunt it for all to see on TV and in front of a camera crew...
Probably had a bet on with the regulars when he was half- cut that he could get on the show.

Now, this woman with the double vag..... more info?

flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Theres been several topics on here about her. One of which I started myself hehe
All promptly shut down

baptistsan

1,839 posts

211 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Hazel Jones?

Fastra

4,277 posts

210 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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baptistsan said:
Hazel Jones?


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Meteor Madness

403 posts

203 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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flatline84 said:
I dated a gorgeous girl a few years back in my early 20s with that problem.. Twin beef jerkys on either side... I ran rather than walked..she never understood why!
That's not a problem - that's a bonus ! lick

5705

1,165 posts

153 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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flatline84 said:
I dated a gorgeous girl a few years back in my early 20s with that problem.. Twin beef jerkys on either side... I ran rather than walked..she never understood why!
Let me guess - you drink WKD because of the aspirational advertising?


flatline84

1,060 posts

158 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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No but I dont fancy octopussies that much..
Imagine after a couple of kids! It would be every japanese comic fans biggest dream..
not for me though!

Some Gump

12,705 posts

187 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Never understood it. Not only s the main doctor some blatantly creepy willy / glove fetishist, but this filth is On at tea time. Nothing puts you off your chilli more than some fat bunt describing how her FB reeks like old cheese, nothing.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,252 posts

201 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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OllieC said:
9 posts and no mention of that disgusting old hag who poured coffee up her arse and then put the hose end in her dishwasher?
I'm sorry- you're going to have to elaborate. She did what? confused

Although I think I'm not going to like it...