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Benjurs

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446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Worth a giggle.......

Benjurs

Original Poster:

446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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I'm at university at present...any jobs for the blokes.....?

JamesYates

160 posts

160 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Benjurs said:
I'm at university at present...any jobs for the blokes.....?
Depends on where you advertise I guess...
Was quite funny when the woman was walking around the supermarket talking dirty on the phone laugh

pincher

8,570 posts

218 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Painting the wallrofl

paddyhasneeds

51,319 posts

211 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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"Oh listen how wet I am..."

That is just fking wrong biggrin

pincher

8,570 posts

218 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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"He's hung up - that's him spunked"

rofl

Benjurs

Original Poster:

446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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I hope they've changed the caller's 'voices' else there may be some embarrassed chaps sat on their sofas next to their other half's....

'ooh I'm wet' she says dipping her paintbrush into the pot....classic!

Good job she weren't polishing the candlesticks..lol!

Benjurs

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446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...


MonkeyHanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Sound effects with the running tap? rofl

Ki3r

7,822 posts

160 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Benjurs said:
Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...
Oh st...I recognise that voice!

Ha! Its brilliant. I phoned one years ago...my credit ran out before I got to speak to anyone! Glad I didn't now...might have ended up with the women painting the wall!

MonkeyHanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Benjurs said:
Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...
A fews years ago, Scruffs Workwear did a spoof "porn" ad as an industry promo for their gear....

One of the Girls in the ad went on to be a Teacher at a Grammar School in Stockport. All was well until someome saw the ad and recognised her biggrin. She was suspended and subsequently reinstated.

Happy82

15,077 posts

170 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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MonkeyHanger said:
Sound effects with the running tap? rofl
To be fair, my partner sounds like she's jet washing the car when she has a piss at night laugh

Otispunkmeyer

12,603 posts

156 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Massive lol at that girl just chattin smut walking down the street.

Making good money mind. But can't help but think spending it on a history of art degree is a bit of a waste.

Rollcage

11,327 posts

193 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Awesome! How many PH'ers fantasies are now being shattered? hehe

MonkeyHanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Happy82 said:
To be fair, my partner sounds like she's jet washing the car when she has a piss at night laugh
We really didn't need to know that hehe

Benjurs

Original Poster:

446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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MonkeyHanger said:
Benjurs said:
Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...
A fews years ago, Scruffs Workwear did a spoof "porn" ad as an industry promo for their gear....

One of the Girls in the ad went on to be a Teacher at a Grammar School in Stockport. All was well until someome saw the ad and recognised her biggrin. She was suspended and subsequently reinstated.
Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....

MonkeyHanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Benjurs said:
Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....
It was before she became a Teacher and nothing to do with the stuffed shirts at the school...

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2008/03/20/suspended...

I can't find a "live" version of the ad at the moment...

Benjurs

Original Poster:

446 posts

179 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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MonkeyHanger said:
Benjurs said:
Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....
It was before she became a Teacher and nothing to do with the stuffed shirts at the school...

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2008/03/20/suspended...

I can't find a "live" version of the ad at the moment...
Please do!!

Also one of them ladies has more than a passing resemblance to the lady who runs the brothel in Shameless...

E31Shrew

5,922 posts

193 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Oh dear....Lucky this lot don't offer Skype

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Well I've just had a freebie. biggrin