my missus keeps watching The Only Way is Essex

my missus keeps watching The Only Way is Essex

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CoolHands

Original Poster:

18,692 posts

196 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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I mean, I just can't comprehend it. I've tried talking to her about the utter ridiculousness of it, but still she watches. They re-film the scenes from it, so it's not even (nowhere close) real.

Why?


WHY?


for the love of God

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Kill her with fire - it's the only way.

AM04ARO

3,642 posts

216 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Shuuuut upppp.

Or similar. Hth.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

North West Tom

11,529 posts

178 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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I watch it, it's great.

Come at me.

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

155 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Stuck it on for 5 minutes with the missus, and one of them came out with "Did you know that the Moon and the Sun are two different planets?".

I was utterly shocked that people can be that stupid.

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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North West Tom said:
Come at me.
I'll probably just post you a test-tube full if it's all the same to you.

You'll have to throw the contents over yourself.

North West Tom

11,529 posts

178 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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hehe

davemac250

4,499 posts

206 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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I was conned into watching this bks last night.

It brought on an unscheduled st.

What the fk is that thing with the face like Parker out of thunderbirds doing with those bd teeth?

Scary.

Black can man

31,841 posts

169 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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I watch it too ,

getmecoat

king arthur

6,572 posts

262 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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The only way is divorce.

7 Sevens

658 posts

222 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Just wait until she starts watching the Chelsea one as well. What rubbish.

Jasandjules

69,932 posts

230 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Divorce her.


Defcon5

6,186 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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7 Sevens said:
Just wait until she starts watching the Chelsea one as well. What rubbish.
That one is even worse. At least you can laugh at the stupidity of the Essex lot.

vixen1700

23,009 posts

271 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Couldn't have that on in my house.

Why they have to tar the entire county with some stereotypical Loughton/Chigwell types irritates me.

B19GRR

1,980 posts

257 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Couldn't have that on in my house.

Why they have to tar the entire county with some stereotypical Loughton/Chigwell types irritates me.
Quite, much more refined up north!

BTW do you get out around Finchingfield way in your Vixen much? I saw one the other week which put a smile on my face.

Cheers,
Rob

davepoth

29,395 posts

200 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Has anyone suggested killing with fire yet?

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

251 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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My girlfriend and I were contestants on a pilot for "My Man Can" (new TV show on ITV later in the year) a couple of months ago. So we spent a couple of days with Mark Wright (ex-TOWIE) and Melanie Sykes.

It's not an act. And Mel is lovely smile

vixen1700

23,009 posts

271 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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B19GRR said:
Quite, much more refined up north!

BTW do you get out around Finchingfield way in your Vixen much? I saw one the other week which put a smile on my face.

Cheers,
Rob
Haven't been in it much this year yet, although we did go round there quite a bit in it last year, as it's only really a short drive for us.

It's been running like a dog since January when I last drove it to work and the throttle cable snapped. Got to get it up and serviced then up on the rolling road at TCS near Stortford. smile

Dragoco

2,317 posts

148 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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The Only Way Is Euthanasia.