Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

[buckline]

Holy Mary: "Sweeeeet JEEEEESSSUSSSSS"

Great thread.

[-crookedtail-]

"I know who ya are, who are ya? Half past 3 in the pissing morning!"

[Sprouts]

Spencer in first episode. " .....with walking in the air, when he was actually flying. Which is a complete misnomer on every concievable level "

[Cledus Snow]

"I want to speaker to the organist, Not the Monkey grinder".

[philwhite]

"Burn baby burn, burn that mother down… another child orphaned"

[ajprice]

The car alarm

"Get back yer bds I'll break yer legs!"

[essexplumber]

"His coffin were yay big"

[gregd]

"Love, eggs?"

"It's Jackie Chan asking about some woodchip"

"Are my eyes dreamin' Kenny?"

"Fish, chips and gravel"

[Pixel Pusher]

Rutter said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Whenever I see the one with the pub quiz and they all sing the answer to Take my breath away.

Always makes me laugh.

Walking on the moon...

That was Max & Paddy afterwards.

[BckFlash]

Would you suck a 10 year old banana?

[essexplumber]

I love the bit where Young Kenny push's Potter right up to the pissed horse

[R0nin]

"Oh no Keith Lard, he got done for interfering with dogs"

"He got off though didn't he?"

"You wanna try get an Alsation testify"

[Fun Bus]

gregd said:

"It's Jackie Chan asking about some woodchip"

"Yeah, yeah, I got that paint for you Jackie."

[weyland yutani]

It's not a gun it's a Broomhandle Mauser!

[Fun Bus]

I love the moment Max and Paddy pull away in the Volvo 240 to Phil Collins, in the air tonight.

[essexplumber]

Fun Bus said:

I love the moment Max and Paddy pull away in the Volvo 240 to Phil Collins, in the air tonight.

Strangley menacing!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Max & Paddy in Phoenix Nights whe they agree to kill the womans husband:

Paddy "I'm not shagging him"
Max "Not shag him you tool, shoot him."

And when Max is negotiation the price of the hit with the wife and he fancies buying the motorhome

"I'll do it for £3995...err I mean foor grand."

And again, Max & Paddy in the French supermarket.
"Looook....Lez Chocolate Fingrezz"

[Halb]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Max & Paddy in Phoenix Nights whe they agree to kill the womans husband:

Paddy "I'm not shagging him"
Max "Not shag him you tool, shoot him."

That is one of my faves.

-Do you do 'extras'?
-What, like pointing?

or
-I want you to finger 'im.
-(look of disgust)Hey now!

[Justin Cyder]

Brian: Look at Sushi, he's only 42 & he's coping.

Gerry: Sushi?

Brian: Roy Fish off the estate.

[barmonkey]

Overalls? Oh, well excuse me...