Quote it up with Phoenix Nights
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Justin Cyder said:
Daniel Kitson fell out - as he does - spectacularly with Peter Kay over his cameos in Phoenix nights. IIRC he said they treated him appallingly, but with Daniel Kitson, the common denominator always seems to be Daniel Kitson.
The commentary's very funny about that. "There he is, Daniel Kitson - the b
d" 
One rainy day I will have a Peter Kay Thing/Phoenix Nights marathon. The less said about Max and Paddy the better...Just not the same without Dave spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice's input.
"Jerry do my eyes deceive me or have you got two of my builders singing acapulco?"
IainW said:
Justin Cyder said:
Daniel Kitson fell out - as he does - spectacularly with Peter Kay over his cameos in Phoenix nights. IIRC he said they treated him appallingly, but with Daniel Kitson, the common denominator always seems to be Daniel Kitson.
The commentary's very funny about that. "There he is, Daniel Kitson - the bd" From what I can gather, it's to do with Kitson getting the knock about the Chinese stow aways storyline in season 2 being racist to Kitsons mind. Also heard that for Kitson, the underlying issue was that series one was small scale & tightly worked whereas series two was overblown in the production & Kay's ego accompanied it on the journey.
Safe to say they don't like one another much. IIRC he calls Kitson a bd on the commentary each time he appears.
Safe to say they don't like one another much. IIRC he calls Kitson a b
d on the commentary each time he appears.Max and Paddy Thread tangent!!!
Max - Y'alright?
Paddy - No, no i'm not. I can't stand another night with him.
Max - Who?
Cliff Richard - Hi guys! Fancy a game of tennis? Mixed doubles?
Paddy - I've told you, we've no balls Cliff
Cliff - That's ok, you can play with mine. See you down there - ciao guys!
Max - Bloody Hell! What's he in for?
Paddy - Have you never heard "Wired for Sound?"
Or
Brian Potter - What's the matter with you, man?
Jerry St Clair - What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on t'jumble. I've been rolled round t'car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns.
Brian - Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet?
Max - Y'alright?
Paddy - No, no i'm not. I can't stand another night with him.
Max - Who?
Cliff Richard - Hi guys! Fancy a game of tennis? Mixed doubles?
Paddy - I've told you, we've no balls Cliff
Cliff - That's ok, you can play with mine. See you down there - ciao guys!
Max - Bloody Hell! What's he in for?
Paddy - Have you never heard "Wired for Sound?"
Or
Brian Potter - What's the matter with you, man?
Jerry St Clair - What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on t'jumble. I've been rolled round t'car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns.
Brian - Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet?
DanB7290 said:
The Keith Lard episode, when Brian has photoshopped Keith into a picture of a man in bed with a dog:
KL "that's not me"
Brian "I know, it's amazing what you can do with a computer and t'internet these days"
KL "that's not me"
Brian "I know, it's amazing what you can do with a computer and t'internet these days"
The funniest part of that episode was the real Keith Laird message at the end!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Lard
The man himself. Laugh or burn, take your pick.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1145897.s...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1145897.s...
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