Potter: "you swept that cock up yet?"

The auditions at the end always crack me up, especially the woman with the ping pong balls, the dove going into the extractor fan and the one-legged Elvis:

'Do you do anything else?'
'Aye, Blue Suede Shoe'

In that scene at the funeral where the feller delivering the eulogy says sternly: A bit of respect for the captain.

Then plonks his pint on the coffin.

Yes, that's just before someone wins the jackpot on Das Boot, the Nazi fruit machine.

Brian at the weekly meeting "I mean how hard can it for't ride a boat"

Young Kenny "Oh its not easy, they move about a lot, you have to hold on to its horns really tight"

The whole table looks at him, confused.

Young Kenny "Oh, sorry I thought you said Goat"

Probably already done:

"I getting the word.......nonce"

On the Talent Trek final again, with Kenny Sr as Britney:

KS "I must confess, I still believe"
Les Alanos, in a deep, uninterested tone "still believe"


and of course, when they're all sat there at the end of it, Kenny still in the Britney costume, Brian turns to him and says "close your legs, you little slut"