Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

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TwigtheWonderkid

43,327 posts

150 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Sprouts said:
Mixu Paatelainen
rofl Hoax phone call. I'd forgotten about that. I was crying with laughter over Mixu but my wife didn't get the joke.

budfox

1,510 posts

129 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Why's there a bike on the wall?
It's a theme pub.
What's the theme, Hiroshima?

Probably my favourite Phoenix Nights, but nothing in comedy history is better than Jim Royle:

"I don't know where I was when Kennedy was shot but I bet our immersion heater was on".

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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"STRANRAER....IN SCOTLAND....TODAY.....STRANRAER! oooohhh my angina YA KILLING ME! Ya wanna sing at mi funeral lads cos ya going that way!"

-crookedtail-

1,562 posts

190 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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"I know a pissed horse when I see one!"

qotsa

760 posts

134 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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6ft kerplunk

soxboy

6,194 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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I look like a gay Satan!

Come get your black bin bags.....

Slipperyfish

35 posts

111 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Guts of an 'Oover.

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

159 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Is that your name then love... fanny tickler ?

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

159 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Piagra, comes in both aniseed and linament flavours.

spyder dryver

1,329 posts

216 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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" I'll even chuck in a pig's dick for the dog"



"Weren't they two singing pigs?"

bobbo89

5,199 posts

145 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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"How far away are they?"

ch427

8,935 posts

233 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Im not a huge kay fan but this series is a work of genius!

eric twinge

1,619 posts

222 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Quattromaster said:
Anybody going to see the live show, starting tomorrow night at the MEN in Manchester, think it's running for 16 nights, all in aid of comic relief.

I've two tickets for the 14th, can't wait, ding dang do.

I'm a wheelchair user and been thinking about going as Brian Potter , what's the worst that can happen, I'll get thrown out or on the DVD, LOL.

Edited by Quattromaster on Friday 30th January 18:45
Wife and I are going Saturday 6th, very much looking forward to it. I was tempted to go as Keith laird, or Clinton baptiste.

"I'm getting the word...NONCE!"

Quattromaster

2,907 posts

204 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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eric twinge said:
Wife and I are going Saturday 6th, very much looking forward to it. I was tempted to go as Keith laird, or Clinton baptiste.

"I'm getting the word...NONCE!"
6th is a Friday pal, let us know what you thought of the show.

eric twinge

1,619 posts

222 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Quattromaster said:
6th is a Friday pal, let us know what you thought of the show.
Deffo the Saturday then, better check the tickets.

Gun

13,431 posts

218 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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According to Twitter Ted Robbins (Den Perry) collapsed on stage just after the interval during the first show of Phoenix Nights live this evening frown

snuffy

9,710 posts

284 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Gun said:
According to Twitter Ted Robbins (Den Perry) collapsed on stage just after the interval during the first show of Phoenix Nights live this evening frown
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31079019



Edited by snuffy on Saturday 31st January 23:22

SimNugget

580 posts

170 months

Sunday 1st February 2015
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Yes, very sad - they are reporting he was stable late last night.

First half was funny and they had just kicked it up a notch for the second half.

One minute he was talking, next he was flat on his back. He dropped like a stone.

The crowd were told to leave and we all just shuffled out in stunned shock, clearly they were working on him behind the curtain.

Presume they will have to carry on this evening without him.

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

159 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2015
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69 rooms en suit and a lift to all floors..

Russ35

2,491 posts

239 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Really enjoyed that.

Wasn't sure how it was going to be played out. More than happy how it was done. All the cast got the chance to play their parts. Would like to have seen Max and Paddy for a bit longer but more than happy with their scene.

The Max and Paddy scene starts with them doing the 'Can ye ear me naow' with Max on one side of the Arena and Paddy on the other. Not sure that it was part of the script tonight, but as Max was walking down the steps a guy was coming up them. He stopped in front of Max and just leaned in and gave him a kiss. This just seemed to throw them both. On the big screen you could see Paddy just trying to hold the laughter back. They both made a couple of cracks about tongues and Paddy just turned his back and collapsed to the floor with laughter.

They both then got the to stage and we got the short Bolton fans scene. Was pleased to see that one of my regular taxi passengers (although I haven't picked him up for a while) still got to say his line - '.... you long streak of p**s'. Must ask him to do the line next time I pick him up.



They have scheduled another date on the afternoon of Sun 15th Feb for those that were at the opening night that was cut short. http://www.manchester-arena.com/events/peter-kay-s...



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Edited by Russ35 on Thursday 5th February 02:13