Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

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Magictrousers

268 posts

175 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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The divers watch, yes love....

I can swim!

Followed later on by "st! I'm out of oxygen!"

Argybargy

250 posts

183 months

Sunday 8th February 2015
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BP - 'I want to moonwalk son, but life's a sh*thouse'.

Kaj91

4,705 posts

122 months

Sunday 8th February 2015
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"I've tried everything, swarfega, soap and water"

Quattromaster

2,909 posts

205 months

Sunday 8th February 2015
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Kaj91 said:
"I've tried everything, swarfega, soap and water"
Have you tried st

12TS

1,851 posts

211 months

Sunday 8th February 2015
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22:30 finish.

And back on topic Broadband Mountain 😄

Slipperyfish

35 posts

112 months

Sunday 8th February 2015
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Ten four, rubber dick.

maniac886

1,214 posts

171 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Just got back from the live show, absolutely loved it.

Silverbullet767

10,710 posts

207 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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YOU DON'T STIR FRY CHIPS! NO NO NO NO!

Billyray911

1,072 posts

205 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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maniac886 said:
Just got back from the live show, absolutely loved it.
Saw it last night as well-really enjoyed it!
Did you notice the fight,near to the end of the first half that led to a couple of pissed blokes being forcibly removed from their seats at half time?.tts!

RicksAlfas

13,406 posts

245 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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maniac886 said:
Just got back from the live show, absolutely loved it.
What did it say on the curtain?
We saw it on Saturday and it said "Hearsay Pure & Simple Tour, 2001".
We wondered if it said something different each night?

12TS

1,851 posts

211 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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RicksAlfas said:
What did it say on the curtain?
We saw it on Saturday and it said "Hearsay Pure & Simple Tour, 2001".
We wondered if it said something different each night?
I was there on Saturday as well and that joke was lost on me I'm afraid. Can you enlighten me?

Freakuk

3,149 posts

152 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Off their tonight, can't wait...

Anyone know what time the show starts, and finishes (saw 10:30pm)

S11Steve

6,374 posts

185 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Freakuk said:
Off their tonight, can't wait...

Anyone know what time the show starts, and finishes (saw 10:30pm)
Doors open at 6, but it didn't start until near 8, short break about 9, then finished at half ten.

Word to the wise - avoid the onsite multi-storey - it takes about 2 hours to clear after a show. There are a couple of private P&D car parks directly opposite that charge £2-3 for the evening, and you are out of there in minutes.

Freakuk

3,149 posts

152 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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S11Steve said:
Doors open at 6, but it didn't start until near 8, short break about 9, then finished at half ten.

Word to the wise - avoid the onsite multi-storey - it takes about 2 hours to clear after a show. There are a couple of private P&D car parks directly opposite that charge £2-3 for the evening, and you are out of there in minutes.
Cheers, yes I never park on the MEN/Phones 4U arena car park now, been there done that, tend to park as you say on one of the private car parks and get out much quicker.

RicksAlfas

13,406 posts

245 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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12TS said:
RicksAlfas said:
What did it say on the curtain?
We saw it on Saturday and it said "Hearsay Pure & Simple Tour, 2001".
We wondered if it said something different each night?
I was there on Saturday as well and that joke was lost on me I'm afraid. Can you enlighten me?
My guess was that it was tours from 2001, which is when the first series was on TV.
Bit random otherwise!!

RicksAlfas

13,406 posts

245 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Freakuk said:
Off their tonight, can't wait...

Anyone know what time the show starts, and finishes (saw 10:30pm)
Make sure your singing voice is in tune!
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Yes, 10.30 for us.
Have a good time. I'd happily go and watch it again.

MyVTECGoesBwaaah

820 posts

143 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Billyray911 said:
maniac886 said:
Just got back from the live show, absolutely loved it.
Saw it last night as well-really enjoyed it!
Did you notice the fight,near to the end of the first half that led to a couple of pissed blokes being forcibly removed from their seats at half time?.tts!
Yes!

Enjoyed it a lot, Max and Paddy scene being a highlight.Clinton was pretty good as well, everyone knew what was coming but it didn't make it any less funny laugh (May ruin for others)

Edited by MyVTECGoesBwaaah on Monday 9th February 16:38

maniac886

1,214 posts

171 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Billyray911 said:
maniac886 said:
Just got back from the live show, absolutely loved it.
Saw it last night as well-really enjoyed it!
Did you notice the fight,near to the end of the first half that led to a couple of pissed blokes being forcibly removed from their seats at half time?.tts!
Yeah saw that, absolutely pissed out their heads, saw a few of the security blokes booting them out.

LukeR94

2,218 posts

142 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Glad i stumbled accross this thread, rewatching them as a result!

Pure gold!


"Let us out were burning arrrrgghhh!"

miniman

24,976 posts

263 months

Monday 9th February 2015
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Somebody was quoted as having said, "Burn baby burn, Disco inferno. Burn baby burn, burn that mother down."

Another orphaned child.