Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

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miniman

24,956 posts

262 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Someone was quoted as having said, burn baby burn, disco inferno. Burn baby burn, burn that mother down.

srob

11,609 posts

238 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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"How far away are they?"

As the bus load of dwarfs arrive hehe

Tonsko

6,299 posts

215 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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srob said:
"How far away are they?"

As the bus load of dwarfs arrive hehe
D'you reckon that was a response to the Father Ted gag?

Cunny DK

864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Max "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, meet K & O, they dont mess with the daddy"

Woman outside club "So do you do any private work then"

Max "What like pointing"

Highway Star

3,576 posts

231 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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He's sky high that lad, he's gangster trippin'.

Ray Von in the control booth of the kids spaceship ride: 'Keep your hands inside of the ride, or you might die'.

DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Send the buggers back, oh send the buggers back;
these aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back.
I said I wanted xxxxx ones, they've sent us bloody xxxxx
I'm going to put the lid back on and send the buggers back.

Me father worked hard all his life down pits in [?]
He laboured every hour godsend from June to January.
He kept his pennies in a jar to buy his son some shoes
But when the bds came out xxxxx he blew a bloody fuse.

Or something like that, you get the idea...
(edited, just in case)

24lemons

2,648 posts

185 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Student: Do you take N.U.S.?
Max: I don't take none of that st love, and neither should you. I treat my body like a temple, none of your ha-ha hashish.

Gun

13,431 posts

218 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Brian Potter: Right you lot out. Before I knock you out. Sling it go on, you aren't welcome. All of you leave.
Student: I'm not going till I get a refund.
Brian Potter: Did you here that Kenny? You best make him a bed up.
Student: I want my money back.
Brian Potter: I want to moonwalk son, but life's a sthouse. Out.

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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20 quid these. Each.

theironduke

6,995 posts

188 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Its a 20 foot cock and balls man!

5pen

1,891 posts

206 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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"...covered in piss"

rehab71

3,362 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Max: "He went down, I went in wi'd boot"
Paddy: "See, that why I don't go to parents evening"

miniman

24,956 posts

262 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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I've not seen them this excited since they printed that paedophile's address in the paper.

barmonkey

652 posts

177 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Alan: "It'll only be for a few days.. .
Brian: "That's what they said to Terry Waite"

Brian: "What's the theme, old ste?"

Max: "Whoa whoa whoa, le beer, le dhead!"

Brian: "Where are they coming from? She only had four!"

Bit of trivia re. the other song Gerry sings about Corned Beef (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fncvjf9c62A) - apparently they originally intended to do it to the tune of Call Me by Blondie but couldn't get permission to do it. Such a shame as that would have been hilarious.


andy_s

19,400 posts

259 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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'Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine...'

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

219 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Chorley FM... Coming in your ears...

Boat? Oh, I thought you said goat...

essexplumber

7,751 posts

173 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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miniman said:
I've not seen them this excited since they printed that paedophile's address in the paper.
rofl



"Our Mary saw him on't back seat of his car with a Spaniel"....."A Spaniard?"



Brian talking to the CrimeTime director "I were in that Queer as Folk....Played one of the folk"



rehab71

3,362 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Anyone else love That Peter Kay Thing?

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Hey Mouth! There's a childs bike outside.

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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(not exact)

Clairvoyant: That's £2 for two questions love.
Punter <handing over the money>: Two quid, that's a bit steep isn't it?!
Clairvoyant: Yes, I suppose it is. And your second question?