Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

[Wheelrepairit]

My fav show ever this programme, one of the lads who works with me had a Phoenix nights cd in his van, with all the songs and best bits.

Every time he comes up my rd he has " black bin bag" on full, with the window open, knowing I'll be in tears, as I am reading this thread, the bd.

One of my favs, when paddy is scrapping outside and potter comes out in chair and says " who's that, the Fonz", referring to paddys new hair.

Genius.

[Justin Cyder]

Kenny senior hasn't been mentioned much.


I think it's really great the way you keep up that Irish accent when you're not on the telly.

Roy Walker: Well I am Irish you know.

Kenny Senior: Are you?

Roy Walker: Aye.

Kenny Senior: Oh, I thought you were just pissing around like that Gerry Adams.

[Fun Bus]

Brian: "I'm thinking of giving her a pearl necklace."

Jerry: "Does she know?"

Brian: "No, I'm gonna surprise her."

Jerry: "I think you might just do that."

[essexplumber]

Justin Cyder said:

If Carole's leg pays out I'm gonna get a Jacuzzi.

I am that!

[Justin Cyder]

Gerry, on stage but distracted by the drunken horse: Just let me, er just let me clean this st up.

[Tommy Saxondale]

And there i was on centre court! i had'nt even been seeded!

[Sprouts]

"....anyway he's just about to get to the vinegar strokes, and his bloody mobile phone goes off. Can I call you back mum "

[Halb]

Blackpuddin said:

Can you hear me now? I'm on the bus

Can you hear me now?
Hear you? I can see you you daft prick.


I also like in tat episode the look he gives the chippie after he asks for vinegar.

[bebee]

Stuck on his stairlift due to a powercut (and he shat himself) he say's "What would Thora Hird do"

[Highway Star]

Thom987 said:

Sammy Snake.

Kids love reptiles, Brian.

[Justin Cyder]

Two black milkshakes and a pint of piss.

[Fun Bus]

Jerry interviewing Spencer:

Jerry: Any experience?

Spencer: Yes, not only have I watched cocktail 6 times, I've also been an inkeeper.

Jerry: Where?

Spencer: Bethlehem. In St Peters ground breaking performance of the Nativity.

[Pixel Pusher]

Whenever I see the one with the pub quiz and they all sing the answer to Take my breath away.

Always makes me laugh.

[Justin Cyder]

Daniel Kitson fell out - as he does - spectacularly with Peter Kay over his cameos in Phoenix nights. IIRC he said they treated him appallingly, but with Daniel Kitson, the common denominator always seems to be Daniel Kitson.

Still, Spencer was a great character.

Max and paddy on the headsets: 10-4 rubber dick.

Paddy talking to Max on the radio about a moaning punter - Punch her on the nose. Max looks down at her, clearly contemplating it.

[justtourin1]

"Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam, one of em' told me to wash my old man in the sink!" "You took your Dad!?" - Paddy telling Max about his overseas visit.

"You're addicted to sex!" "I know, it's an illness, Michael Douglas had it." - Paddy commenting on his fondness for Women.

[Fun Bus]

"You are the wind beneath my wheels."

[Davey S2]

Fun Bus said:

Jerry interviewing Spencer:

Jerry: Any experience?

Spencer: Yes, not only have I watched cocktail 6 times, I've also been an inkeeper.

Jerry: Where?

Spencer: Bethlehem. In St Peters ground breaking performance of the Nativity.

I offered them en suite with a full english

[OzzyR1]

There is a horse in my cabaret suite.


Just bought the box-set from Play thanks to this thread.

[Cledus Snow]

miniman said:

On the mechanical bull:

"It'll be stting money".

"Well if it doesn't, It had better start stting snooker tables."

[Sprouts]

" put yer eyes back in grandad "

good work folks, this thread's a great read.