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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,021 posts
18 months
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The music playing in the background on singles night...Here I go again on my own, all by myself etc. 
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KrazyIvan
2,520 posts
44 months
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"She's got a cock, so you have been warned" And from the same episode "Is he drawing a dog! sick b  d"
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Tonsko
2,536 posts
84 months
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deanobeano
209 posts
52 months
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'You could set your watch by my arse'
'..that looks like a...love length'
'Kenny, fetch me my Zantac'
'Stick 'em up your arse'
Its a great program. That is all the better after a re watch
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Blackpuddin
4,779 posts
74 months
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I for one do not begrudge Peter Kay the £20 mill he makes a year on DVDs.
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deanobeano
209 posts
52 months
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But don't you think he needs some new material?
not wanting to bash him but I do think he peaked with Phoenix Nights - that got to be ten years ago now?
'Now that my friends is a Broom Handled Mauser'
'Shut up. You girl!'
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Tonsko
2,536 posts
84 months
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I reckon he peaked with PN, yeh.
Also, none of the quotes sound right without a Bolton accent. By that I mean, if said with a BBC accent, they would lose their lustre.
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Tonsko
2,536 posts
84 months
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Another of my faves is, "Stranraer! What the bloody hell are you doing in Stranraer?"
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Symbolica
8,926 posts
84 months
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I said ping pong balls, not King Kong's balls!
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Blackpuddin
4,779 posts
74 months
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Tonsko said: Another of my faves is, "Stranraer! What the bloody hell are you doing in Stranraer?" Ironside 
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deanobeano
209 posts
52 months
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Paddy - '...when I washed my old man in the sink.'
Max - 'You took you dad, to a Brothel?'
Or was that Max & Paddy?
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Blackpuddin
4,779 posts
74 months
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deanobeano said: Paddy - '...when I washed my old man in the sink.'
Max - 'You took you dad, to a Brothel?'
Or was that Max & Paddy? We'll allow it
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DoctorX
1,208 posts
36 months
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miniman said:  Whether bi or straight or bender. Jim Bowen: soralium. "Come and get your black bin bags, They're on offer till December Heavy duty black bin bags, No matter what your gender Come and get your black bin bags, Whether bi or straight or bender."
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Blackpuddin
4,779 posts
74 months
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DoctorX said: miniman said: Whether bi or straight or bender. Jim Bowen: soralium. "Come and get your black bin bags, They're on offer till December Heavy duty black bin bags, No matter what your gender Come and get your black bin bags, Whether bi or straight or bender." Bolton poetry
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essexplumber
7,283 posts
42 months
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"Corned beef, with chips or with salad eat corned beef, even Buckingham Palace eats corned beef, oh why why don't you try corned beef haaaaaash!"
"Wheres Sheir Kahn?"
"D Day it were, ey D Day!"
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andy_s
8,462 posts
128 months
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'Have you swept that cock up yet?'
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Gun
11,677 posts
87 months
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Justin Cyder said: It's a ten foot cock and balls, man! I think that's just about my favourite scene from a comedy series ever. All of them standing behind desperately trying not to piss themselves laughing "It's only got one eye".
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R0nin
101 posts
28 months
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Keith Lard:
“Laugh or burn? Take your pick"
> knocks on door "If I was a fire I wouldn't knock"
Max: Are you going bald?
Paddy: No.
Max: I can see your head through your hair.
Paddy: It's always been like that.
Max: Since when?
Paddy: It's very fine.
Max: I don't know about fine - it's thin.
Paddy: It's not thin.
Max: It's anorexic.
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weyland yutani
1,106 posts
33 months
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R0nin said: Keith Lard:
“Laugh or burn? Take your pick"
> knocks on door "If I was a fire I wouldn't knock"
Max: Are you going bald?
Paddy: No.
Max: I can see your head through your hair.
Paddy: It's always been like that.
Max: Since when?
Paddy: It's very fine.
Max: I don't know about fine - it's thin.
Paddy: It's not thin.
Max: It's anorexic. In the first series of Take Me out McGuinness had a bold spot forming on the top of his head but it was gone in the last series so I reckon he's been using that spray on hair again  Max: You should pace yourself Paddy lad, you only get a bucket and a half Paddy: Is that all? Max: It's all I got.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,021 posts
18 months
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Keith Lard: This is Veronica
Heckler: Bit of a dog!
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