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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,574 posts
19 months
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I'm going through this again on the box sets, classic and so brilliantly scripted. Get back you b  d, I'll break your legs! Hoooonk! Baldy bouncer...baldy, baldy...
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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come and get your black bin bags
long and black and slender
come and get your black bin bags
straight or gay or bender
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Captain Answer
113 posts
57 months
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"Get back ya b d, I'll break your legs!"
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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Ooh yes, that's a good one, here's another, er: 'Get back ya b d, or I'll break your legs.' I might have another one too, hang on.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,574 posts
19 months
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The divers watch. £16.99, the divers watch.
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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Yep, I knew I had another one, here it is:
come and get your black bin bags
long and black and slender
come and get your black bin bags
straight or gay or bender
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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Can you hear me now? I'm on the bus
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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He's Jerry the Berry, Perry.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,574 posts
19 months
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It's a ten foot cock and balls, man!
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option click
738 posts
96 months
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"I've been in showbusiness for twenty years, I know a drunk horse when I see one"
"I'm getting the word...... nonce"
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KrazyIvan
2,520 posts
45 months
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"Go ahead, splash your cream in her headlights" "'s Gerrys Tape this, it's Gerrys" 
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miniman
16,055 posts
132 months
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Blackpuddin said: straight or gay or bender  Whether bi or straight or bender. Jim Bowen: soralium.
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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miniman said: Blackpuddin said: straight or gay or bender Whether bi or straight or bender. Jim Bowen: soralium. Oops, funny how you mis-remember things as you get older, my wrong version scans better though.
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miniman
16,055 posts
132 months
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Can't remember the precise line, but when they are doing Talent Trek and Kenny Senior is doing Britney Spears -
"There wasn't a schoolgirl costume in the box"
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,574 posts
19 months
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Ray-Von explaining his Bingo machine: "Guts of an 'Oover". 
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miniman
16,055 posts
132 months
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On the mechanical bull: "It'll be s tting money".
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omgus
4,981 posts
45 months
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Love Pheoonix Nights
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Rabbo
493 posts
71 months
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Fireman (after the club burnt down) Looks as though it was a discarded fag. Lesley: What's happened? Brian Potter: Some queer's burnt me club down lesley
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Trevelyan
673 posts
59 months
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Restaurant flower seller: Flower for the lady? Potter: f k Off!
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hedgefinder
1,458 posts
40 months
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"never you mind what that smell is.." - potter being rescued from stairlift
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