New series of Grand Designs

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Pesty

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256 months

Wednesday 12th September 2012
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Oh ffs

why make the fking programme if its not finished you tt.

Its not a show without the money shot.

soxboy

6,221 posts

219 months

Wednesday 12th September 2012
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Well that was a waste of an hour.

ATTAK Z

11,002 posts

189 months

Wednesday 12th September 2012
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I used to be a QS ... that's why I know the cost of everything but, sadly, the value of nothing











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MiniMan64

16,924 posts

190 months

Wednesday 12th September 2012
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Pesty said:
Oh ffs

why make the fking programme if its not finished you tt.

Its not a show without the money shot.
I wonder if the GD production team had a feeling that it was never going to be done so just get it shown now.

On the other hand it'll make a fantastic Revisited.

soxboy

6,221 posts

219 months

Wednesday 12th September 2012
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Doubt there'll be any babies in next weeks episode either, those shoes look very comfortable.

Miguel Alvarez

4,944 posts

170 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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I echo the poster who think's the guy is probably kicking himself for not planning it out to begin with. He'd have been done and relaxed with cash to spare long before the financial troubles had took hold of Ireland.

Alfa numeric

3,026 posts

179 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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MiniMan64 said:
On the other hand it'll make a fantastic Revisited.
...in about 20 years time.

NotNormal

2,359 posts

214 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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MiniMan64 said:
Pesty said:
Oh ffs

why make the fking programme if its not finished you tt.

Its not a show without the money shot.
I wonder if the GD production team had a feeling that it was never going to be done so just get it shown now.

On the other hand it'll make a fantastic Revisited.
I got the impression they showed it as a last ditch attempt that the bank might change their mind based on the programme or that a private investor might jump up to the table (a bit like that one with the wooden lattice roof in the Lake District)

Trouble is, this episode showed that the bloke is a bit of a nut job and probably not best placed to be trusted with such a great sum of money.

I predict a re-visited in a few years though one way or another.......

cardigankid

8,849 posts

212 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Anybody who lent that fkwit large sums of money needed their heads examined. Who could trust him?

Its all been said on this thread, so hardly worth repeating. Romanticism and ambition are fine but anyone who treats the construction process with this much contempt, and assumes that design can be done on the hoof and 'work' is a retard and certain to end up in the manure.

What surprises me is how Kevin, and Sean's project team didn't realise it earlier. Or is it that he was the only guy in Ireland or maybe even the British Isles actually doing a large residential project?

Incidentally, is there not a problem with buying Irish property in that you then become liable to some kind of massive Irish Property Tax? That's going to encourage the investors, for sure.

Edited by cardigankid on Thursday 13th September 18:46

Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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cardigankid said:
What surprises me is how Kevin, and Sean's project team didn't realise it earlier.
Kevin was on his back from the start. He also did several double takes and quite a few 'looks to camera' I thought.

Edited by Pesty on Thursday 13th September 18:59

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Pesty said:
Kevin was on his back from teh start. He alos did several double takes and quite a few 'looks to camera' I thought.
Indeed. Kevin made more double takes, looks of astonishment in this episode, than he would in a complete series. Can only imagine what was said off camera.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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It was the look he gave when the rubber arsed thesp said he wanted a jacuzzi in a turret that cracked me up.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Why isnt this on 4od?

wormburner

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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cardigankid said:
Anybody who lent that fkwit large sums of money needed their heads examined. Who could trust him?

Its all been said on this thread, so hardly worth repeating. Romanticism and ambition are fine but anyone who treats the construction process with this much contempt, and assumes that design can be done on the hoof and 'work' is a retard and certain to end up in the manure.

What surprises me is how Kevin, and Sean's project team didn't realise it earlier. Or is it that he was the only guy in Ireland or maybe even the British Isles actually doing a large residential project?

Incidentally, is there not a problem with buying Irish property in that you then become liable to some kind of massive Irish Property Tax? That's going to encourage the investors, for sure.

Edited by cardigankid on Thursday 13th September 18:46
You can never count the other guy's money. For all we know he might be worth £20m, and easily be able to handle the repayments.

The world went a little bit mad whilst this was being filmed, especially so in Ireland.

If he wants to be a nightmare client, that's his prerogative. As long as his lads are being paid by the day, what do they care if he comes in at the weekend and knocks things down?


Grandad Gaz

5,093 posts

246 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I wouldn't be surprised if he can't finish it and has to sell as it is.

This economic downturn is not over yet and I can't see the banks lending him the money to finish this project in the future.

Meanwhile, he still has to pay the interest on the 600k loan he already has, on an assest which is still depreciating!

Irish

3,991 posts

239 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Grandad Gaz said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he can't finish it and has to sell as it is.

This economic downturn is not over yet and I can't see the banks lending him the money to finish this project in the future.

Meanwhile, he still has to pay the interest on the 600k loan he already has, on an assest which is still depreciating!
I very much doubt he is paying anything - 20% of Irish mortgages in default or arrears...yes, 20%. Rate of repossession still 1/13 of that in Northern Ireland - we have a historical thing about evictions....

sleep envy

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249 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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wormburner said:
If he wants to be a nightmare client, that's his prerogative. As long as his lads are being paid by the day, what do they care if he comes in at the weekend and knocks things down?
In my experience when a bank employs a QS to keep a close eye on their money it's highly unlikely that they'll agree to trades being employed under a day rate - it leaves things far too loose and makes the banks very nervous that the money is being frittered away.

What he did has knock-ons all over the place - you've got to alter the M&E 1st fix (and, if you're lucky, that's all otherwise you've got to reco-ordinate all the other trades), sort out (and pay for) additional materials and disposal, you've got guys sitting around burning preliminaries and programme whilst he works out what he wants and a looming claim for loss and/or extension.

That's what they care.

wormburner

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253 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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sleep envy said:
In my experience when a bank employs a QS to keep a close eye on their money it's highly unlikely that they'll agree to trades being employed under a day rate - it leaves things far too loose and makes the banks very nervous that the money is being frittered away.

What he did has knock-ons all over the place - you've got to alter the M&E 1st fix (and, if you're lucky, that's all otherwise you've got to reco-ordinate all the other trades), sort out (and pay for) additional materials and disposal, you've got guys sitting around burning preliminaries and programme whilst he works out what he wants and a looming claim for loss and/or extension.

That's what they care.
interesting, thanks

cardigankid

8,849 posts

212 months

Monday 17th September 2012
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Your point is that so long as he pays the bills, who cares what idiotic things he does.

Yes, but as Sleep Envy has also suggested, there is a bank involved, who these days are unlikely to allow their money to be spent in this manner (though with prestigeous clients it is surprising how long it can take them to cotton on.) Added to that, doing things without adequate information, taking stuff down on a whim and putting it back up again, and being treated with contempt, will usually hack off quality trades people to the point where they don't want to be involved. The project will then be staffed by the dross, the lead-swingers and of course the claims surveyors.

If the client is a Roman Abramovich, and is happy to keep signing cheques forever, it might continue for a while, but I suspect that a Roman Abramovich would not set about things in such an unprofessional manner. In the real world, a project conducted like this will ALWAYS end in disaster and probably also bankruptcy.

Sean is obviously one of these guys who has done well in a candyfloss profession where talk is all that matters. He clearly came to think that a little patter and charm would see him through anything. If you have met guys like this before, and I have, you recognise them after ten minutes conversation, you shake their hand, wish them well and walk away.

I trust that he has seen the error of his ways by now.

It was interesting that he got a theatre set designer doing sketches for him latterly. I suspect he was the guy who came up with the design for the high level wall. He is not a building professional, of course, but a number of capable designers, like AWN Pugin and Christian Jank (the man who designed Neuschwanstein for Ludwig II - ending it has to be said in madness bankruptcy and suicide) were or started as theatre set designers.

Even so, without a pro of some kind to pull it together, it was doomed from the start, and you could tell after 5 minutes on air where it was going to end.

[corrected for accuracy]

Edited by cardigankid on Tuesday 18th September 08:23

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 19th September 2012
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Heads up for tonight's show!