The Hotel

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Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Sausage segregation. rofl

fatboy69

9,372 posts

187 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Sausage apartheid!! Classic.

marshall100

1,124 posts

201 months

Monday 14th January 2013
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Mark reminds me of Manuel. Except Manuel wasn't running Faulty Towers.

James1760

226 posts

176 months

Monday 14th January 2013
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We visited the GroSvner last year when we had a stopover in Torquay (we stopped in the Travelodge down the road). We were walking past and went in for a few beers (had a decent German lager on tap too) no cameras though but they did have a dodgy cabaret night on. Looks a pretty funnly place to stay to be fair, plus it was packed that night.

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January 2013
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The other half can’t get enough of this and I really enjoy it as well.

The manager seems to put his heart and soul into it even though he sometimes wastes needless time on little projects. He is very un pc and to be honest funny as hell in a nice way. Very genuine chap. I get the feeling work is his life though and imagine he is depressed as fk behind the scenes.

The gay guy and jabba the hut don’t seem to do much but I guess showing them doing work /not making mistakes isn’t good for tele.

Some of the couples are tragic. You wonder what kind of a ste hole they live in when they come and say its stunning/beautiful.

To be honest though it looks a bit of a laugh, I’ve stayed in some holes with previous jobs (your talking £25 a night for bed and breakfast that were a million times worse than this place!) to ok hotels (Travelodge etc) and to be honest id sooner stay here. The entertainment looks crap but I bet its great being there, the manager is the most passionate I’ve ever seen and it doesn’t look to bad. Its full of character by the looks of it something that’s missing in many bedsits and hotels, most of which I couldn’t wait to leave and avoided talking to the owner.

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Monday 14th January 2013
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I love this program, it's total car crash but so good. I love the manager's approach to business. Upgrading the sausages, but no thought of costing, supply reliability etc.

The episode where he launched his plan to make it a 5 star hotel was horrendous, the place needs a bulldozer, or at least a complete, stripped the shell and rebuilt renovation before that place will ever look 5 star, and that's just aesthetics - the people working there will never let it be 5 star because they are lazy, incompetent, feckless oafs*.

  • At least, that is what Channel 4 have edited the footage to make it appear as.

Rollcage

11,327 posts

192 months

Monday 14th January 2013
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He's a great personality, but sadly the hotel is a run down sthole. The new owner is a successful hotelier in the area, so I'm sure the investment the place needs will be forthcoming.

He probably needs to get rid of half the staff though!

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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Heads up, just starting.

DSLiverpool

14,741 posts

202 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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£5 a head with food - fk me he is a cock!

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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rofl

Robbing flowers from the park, what a dick!

Scottman

1,643 posts

241 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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That manager is such a tt! I'd rather sleep in my car than stay there!

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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DSLiverpool said:
£5 a head with food - fk me he is a cock!
Yeah, but it's only a finger buffet on a girls night out. yikes

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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I've heard that girls like a fing...

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DSLiverpool

14,741 posts

202 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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Laurel Green said:
DSLiverpool said:
£5 a head with food - fk me he is a cock!
Yeah, but it's only a finger buffet on a girls night out. yikes
Ah a fish dish .....

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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for £5 a skull you can hardly expect much.

he does try hard to be fair.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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moanthebairns said:
for £5 a skull you can hardly expect much.

he does try hard to be fair.
shame the staff cannot be bothered

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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yup that Christian is a cock

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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That Christian needs the sack, he is a total idiot with no managerial, organisational or business acumen whatsoever.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Sunday 20th January 2013
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The Mark/Christian relationship is that of a parent afraid to tell a naughty off and hoping someone in authority (teacher or whatever) will do it for him.

That's what the hotel inspector is for, to tell Mark's "naughty child" off for him.

Utterly pathetic.

Spiffing

1,855 posts

210 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Next weeks looks interesting if the quote from Mark at the end is anthing to go by

"Yes of course I 'Black-up' for Indian Night ... I'd look stupid if I didn't"