Undateables ......

[Hub]

Fun Bus said:

Anyone remember the other series with that bloke who told those dreadful jokes to a girl who sat there lifeless? I don't think it was the amateur radio dude.

Yes, a stalker type who wrote reams of poetry for the girl before he’d even met her, and when they did have their date she didn’t say a word – but he said at the end something like “are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?”.... well mate, if you have to ask...!

[cqueen]

vrsmxtb said:

that date was purely set-up on looks

They usually always are, females are just as shallow as men, even more so these days.

Oh and it was the mother that was pimping out for someone 'good looking'.

[Steamer]

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[FactoryBacked]

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[Hub]

He was also a complete bullstter

"I like Emmerdale"
"I like Emmerdale too"
"I like JLS"
"I like JLS too... we have SO much in common"

[Yazza54]

I'm pretty sure this happened too..

Michael - 'do you have any hobbies?'

Heartthrob - ' well I have a puppy'






And...??!

[markcurtains]

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[Devilstreak]

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[Fun Bus]

Hub said:

He was also a complete bullstter

"I like Emmerdale"
"I like Emmerdale too"
"I like JLS"
"I like JLS too... we have SO much in common"

"I also like Coronation Street, or Corrie as its known."

[essexplumber]

M4FFU said:

Still think the best episode was the first one from the first series; Richard, the amateur radio chap. Figured I was going to hell anyway - he had me in stitches.

"So the cars fked then?"

[GBTurbo]

FactoryBacked said:

He was brilliant. There's a lot to be said for having such a black / white outlook on life.

I can't remember the detail but didn't he end his monologue by tempering his comedy genius with a stunning bit of pathos?

That's it, I'm done with girls . . . I think I'll stick to dogs, you know where you are with dogs. Even though I'm allergic to them. I guess I'll just have to find myself a hypoallergenic bichon frise which I can care for and cuddle and it will love me unconditionally. Until it dies. And then I'll be alone again..

I really enjoyed that part

[uk66fastback]

Michael was superb ... one three-minute speed date and he pursued *Kirsty* round the room asking if he was *the one* - brilliant.

Christ, he looked the epitome of cool leaving the house ... shades, cap, email from his mum on his phone - off to buy a rose. Majestic!

He sees the world is an odd way that doesn't burden him with a lot of the mind-fkery ste *normal* people have to contend with ...

Pleased for the stroke girl and the Tourette's guy though ...

[entropy]

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[Fun Bus]

I'd happily date that brunette from the dating agency.

[littlegreenfairy]

Hang on a sec, the lady with dwarfism has a wedding ring on!

[Yazza54]

These lot arent as funny as last week

[Fun Bus]

She had three rings on but I assumed she just preferred wearing them on that finger?

[Fleegle]

Immediate conversation stopper

'I like some Genesis stuff..'

It's never worked for me either

[Fun Bus]

Skydiving on a first date?

fk. Me.

[LiamB]

Hmm.

Brave.