Undateables ......

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essexplumber

7,751 posts

174 months

Tuesday 15th January 2013
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Matt80M said:
What did I say?

You just know he's packing a proper Pringles can too.
roflroflrofl

Edited by essexplumber on Tuesday 15th January 22:09

Hub

6,437 posts

199 months

Tuesday 15th January 2013
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littlegreenfairy said:
He seems like such a nice guy and tbh his disfigurement isn't that bad. I've seen much worse looking blokes and they don't have anything medically wrong with them.
It was probably more the fact he works in Asda putting people off!

Matt80M

1,137 posts

173 months

Tuesday 15th January 2013
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Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Tuesday 15th January 2013
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Fun Bus said:
I'd happily date that brunette from the dating agency.
yes

monthefish

20,443 posts

232 months

Wednesday 16th January 2013
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littlegreenfairy said:
He seems like such a nice guy and tbh his disfigurement isn't that bad. I've seen much worse looking blokes and they don't have anything medically wrong with them.
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but he should wear sunglasses and go for the 'Biffy Clyro' look. Perhaps also learn an instrument and join a band to justify the aforementioned sunglasses.

He seems like a nice bloke, and if he could make a connection first without being judged on his eyes, he'd probably improve his chances immeasurably (he could reveal the eyes at a later stage once the 'relationship' had been established)

monthefish

20,443 posts

232 months

Wednesday 16th January 2013
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uk66fastback

16,565 posts

272 months

Wednesday 16th January 2013
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monthefish said:
whatever shortfall it is you have
I saw what you did there!

Hub

6,437 posts

199 months

Wednesday 16th January 2013
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The first one, that New Zealand chap - yes. Didn't have much evidence of a personality!

Slickus

129 posts

136 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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And from what i could see, she had a couple of cats. Forget that, especially when one walked in front of the PC screen, it would have my size 10 in it's backside if it got in my way!

muon

814 posts

141 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE create a YT/Vimeo hosted video of Ray from the last episode? Just a collection of Ray’s highlights.

The bloke had me in fking stitches. One of the best reality characters of all time.

In fact, the Ray ‘montage’ may indeed be funnier than the Scottish blind bloke from Big Brother a few years back being hit in the back of the head with a tennis ball whilst he was in the pool.

Ray, what a hero!

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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Willy Nilly said:
The Go Compare ad at the end with Dr Steven Hawkins hehe
Professor Stephen Hawking. smile

I liked Ray, he reminded me of my brother! smile (RIP Spen)

uk66fastback

16,565 posts

272 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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muon said:
Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE create a YT/Vimeo hosted video of Ray from the last episode? Just a collection of Ray’s highlights.

The bloke had me in fking stitches. One of the best reality characters of all time.

In fact, the Ray ‘montage’ may indeed be funnier than the Scottish blind bloke from Big Brother a few years back being hit in the back of the head with a tennis ball whilst he was in the pool.

Ray, what a hero!
He was good, but not sure as good as Michael from the previous episode.

SWoll

18,426 posts

259 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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Completely forgot this was back on and missed the episodes so far. Will be catching up on 4OD ASAP.

I usually avoid "reality" shows like the plague but find this compelling viewing. Tragic, funny, uplifting, it's pretty much got it all covered.

Having checked out this years singletons it was always clear that Ray was going to be a star.



Look at that stance. Legend. smile

Steamer

13,860 posts

214 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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SWoll said:
Completely forgot this was back on and missed the episodes so far. Will be catching up on 4OD ASAP.

I usually avoid "reality" shows like the plague but find this compelling viewing. Tragic, funny, uplifting, it's pretty much got it all covered.

Having checked out this years singletons it was always clear that Ray was going to be a star.



Look at that stance. Legend. smile
Michael & Ray don't need to advertise - Tooo Cool smokin

muon

814 posts

141 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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uk66fastback said:
He was good, but not sure as good as Michael from the previous episode.
Michael was good but I thought Ray was in another league.

Too many classic moments..."roses are red, violets are blue.... how does the rest go?". Genius.

"Don't forget your Stevie Wonders"

"Yeah can you shave the top, but leave the tash"

"Okay, cool, cya later then, see you in a bit" - as his date says she's had enough lolololol.

I know I've not quoted word for word, but I was stoned and I was crying.

matt173407

503 posts

230 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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They could be the new ant and dec! i would watch x factor if michael and ray were presenting someone make this happen

muon

814 posts

141 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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matt173407 said:
They could be the new ant and dec! i would watch x factor if michael and ray were presenting someone make this happen
You literally don't know how much I'd want something like this to happen.

matt173407

503 posts

230 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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I am puting my request in to ITV as we speak
Imagine the one liners

When Michael, 26 years-of-age and deeply autistic, confidently stated that “You have to be careful on dating websites, it could be some fat sixty-year-old Nigerian sex killer,”

matt173407

503 posts

230 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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Yes and luke with tourettes doing the voiceover

"And now Cher Lylod , she's a squirter"

Please please make this happen this could be gold

Hub

6,437 posts

199 months

Thursday 17th January 2013
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The squeaky voiced amateur radio bloke from the first series (already mentioned in this thread) needs to play a part!