How to get a council house.

[AndyWoodall]

Chris Type R said:

(To be fair, they are very good chairs - last for absolutely ages and a little cheaper to buy in bulk.)

As a IT Contractor, working in many companies, I can't say I've ever had better than a Viking direct chair.

They are an amazing chair, and I've wanted an Aeron for home for awhile, but in the public sector they have no place. Cheapest functioning chair is all we need.

[TroubledSoul]

And we're off for this week's installment!

Let's see who this one introduces to us.....

[markcoznottz]

Jesus fk. Im pregnant the council WILL give me a house.

[Myc]

Can't look for a job until I've got a council house.......

I wonder if he uses that line at the Jobcentre.

[TroubledSoul]

Well, ten to fifteen miles is way too far a commute for this lad..... Jesus wept.

[TheD]

One can't get a job but can get tattoos all over his neck and hands. The other doesn't want a job in case it might be 10 miles away. And the other thinks because she is a pregnant teenager she deserves one....sheesh

[krunchkin]

the self delusion is extraordinary. He can barely afford electricty eh? And yet there is a laptop, big fishtank, and ubiquitous 50" telly.

[jogon]

'Could it be a family larger?'

Sterilise them.

[ady1320]

and a car !!!

[0000]

The TVs scream the opposite of what they're bleating for every single one of them.

[0000]

ady1320 said:

and a car !!!

For travelling 700 metres... no wonder he has a heart condition.

[CC07 PEU]

It's interesting hearing Stavros Flatley’s story so far.

[krunchkin]

if that fat bald guy isn't fit enough to do some kind of work then I'm Stephen Hawking,

[krunchkin]

not enough skills to get a job, but plenty of skills and cunning and dedication when it comes to gaming the internet sites to get a house.

[TroubledSoul]

Wait a minute, I thought this guy was fked, and here he is driving?

[ady1320]

little corsa runs on fresh air don't you know

[Myc]

The downside to council housing - the neighbours.

[CoolC]

It doesn't help matters when the housing people refer to the "bedroom tax" does it.

It's NOT A CHUFFING TAX!

[krunchkin]

The way they sniff round the house as though they are buying the bloody thing!

[markcoznottz]

TroubledSoul said:

Wait a minute, I thought this guy was fked, and here he is driving?

They just want fking carrying, entitlement culture uk. Probably motobility car as well. How can somebody 'unsteady on thier feet' drive, and how is his doctor letting him drive?. He isn't disabled, might need his shopping carrying, that's about it.