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Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie Griffin: Oh no, Brian, I'm enjoying myself too much. Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico this Saturday night at Anal Point?
Brian Griffin: Ah, I've heard about that place.
Stewie Griffin: Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea.
Brian Griffin: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space, that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side-view mirrors and, sure enough, in you go and then you're feeling all smug with yourself.
Stewie Griffin: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, that's what I've always guessed.
Brian Griffin: Ah, I've heard about that place.
Stewie Griffin: Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea.
Brian Griffin: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space, that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side-view mirrors and, sure enough, in you go and then you're feeling all smug with yourself.
Stewie Griffin: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, that's what I've always guessed.
Brian- "Stewie, if you don't like it just go on the Internet and complain."
Fairground attendant, "Let me guess - 175lbs?"
Mayor West, "Of course not, I'm 95% Helium!" He then floats away.
In the episode, To Live and Die in Dixie, a five-year old girl walks up to Meg and says, "My daughter would absolutely love you."
Fairground attendant, "Let me guess - 175lbs?"
Mayor West, "Of course not, I'm 95% Helium!" He then floats away.
In the episode, To Live and Die in Dixie, a five-year old girl walks up to Meg and says, "My daughter would absolutely love you."
Edited by Langweilig on Thursday 22 August 22:04
Edited by Langweilig on Thursday 22 August 22:07
After Peter's "Who's The Boss?" theme is picked for the Harvest Festival Parade.
Lois: "Peter, it's great they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?"
Peter: "Esoteric?" [camera zooms to a conference room with six men inside Peter's brain]
Man 1: Could it mean "sexy"?
Man 2: I think it's a science term.
Man 3: Fellas, fellas, esoteric means "delicious".
Peter: "Lois, 'Who's the Boss?' is not a food."
Brian: "Swing and a miss."
Lois: "Peter, it's great they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?"
Peter: "Esoteric?" [camera zooms to a conference room with six men inside Peter's brain]
Man 1: Could it mean "sexy"?
Man 2: I think it's a science term.
Man 3: Fellas, fellas, esoteric means "delicious".
Peter: "Lois, 'Who's the Boss?' is not a food."
Brian: "Swing and a miss."
Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b
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Haha.
JVaughan said:
Peter - Huh... that's odd... I thought that would big news.
Brian - You thought what would be big news?
Peter - Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian - What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Brian - Heard what?
Stewie - Brian Don't!
Brian - OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. BRIAN DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL PETER IS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD.
This is my favourite bit of Family Guy ever. Brian - You thought what would be big news?
Peter - Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian - What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Brian - Heard what?
Stewie - Brian Don't!
Brian - OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. BRIAN DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL PETER IS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD.
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