Family Guy lines

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Gargamel

14,988 posts

261 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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My favourite is he song and dance routine, Off on the Road to Rhode Island

Brian and Stewie at their best.

paul_y3k

618 posts

208 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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The safe word is ... Banana

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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The chicken gave me a bad coupon........

(the seemingly endless fights give me great pleasure, in a childish way)

littlebasher

3,780 posts

171 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Quagmire: Hey, Brian, what do you think of my sign?

Brian: Quagmire's Cross Country Tour. Uh, Isn't there an 'O' in Country?

Quagmire: No. Look out, California, here I come! He he he!

Stewie: California! [takes his tryke and throws it in the Winnebago]

Brian: What are you doing?

Stewie: Well, you heard Captain Syphilis, we're going to California!

littlebasher

3,780 posts

171 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Gargamel said:
My favourite is he song and dance routine, Off on the Road to Rhode Island

Brian and Stewie at their best.
Nah, the best by far is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-drTpJN2KNQ

Dapster

6,935 posts

180 months

Thursday 5th September 2013
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Carlton: This is Peter, my son-in-lard




Stewie (to Brian): Oh, if it isn't cirrhosis the wonderdog

Edited by Dapster on Thursday 5th September 23:25

viggyp

1,917 posts

135 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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It may have been said before but when Peter goes to Carter's house and Carter opens the door he says "What do you want homo!"

That kills me every time.

Legend83

9,981 posts

222 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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Peter throws stone at window.

Peter throws stone at window.

Peter throws horse through window. Horse freaks and trashes Lois' bedroom while she sleeps.

Lois wakes - "Is someone there?"


extraT

1,758 posts

150 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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Back story: ExtraT has been out searching for an Engagement ring, later that evening ExtraT is having some sexytime with MrsET, the TV is on in the background.... when....:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-7tqcLup08

...she said yes, several times that night, and then when I finally popped the question

Langweilig

4,326 posts

211 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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Meg - "Chris, you're hogging all the fans!"

"Yeah, well you're hogging all the ugly!"

MadmanO/T People

899 posts

205 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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Brian discovers the "woman" he has just had sex with is actually Quagmire's dad who has just had a sex change operation. When Quagmire finds out, he beats up Brian.

Brian's parting shot to Quagmire: "Hey, I fu**ed your dad!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vPX2NI9qFc

Jasandjules

69,890 posts

229 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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Oh sorry Meg, looks like another bunch of kids who would rather fake their own deaths than go to a party with you.

BrabusMog

20,149 posts

186 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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The fellas at the freakin' FCC

http://youtu.be/2NDPT0Ph5rA

Nurburgsingh

5,119 posts

238 months

Tuesday 5th November 2013
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One from last nights reruns..


Black Jesus: "I rode in to town on an Ass...... Yo Mamma's Ass!"

rufusruffcutt

1,539 posts

205 months

Wednesday 6th November 2013
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Couple of Stewie lines:

[After Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"]
"Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright Brothers."

".. my, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours ... I'd say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh ..."

".. yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ..."

"I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing!"

"I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!"

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. He’s very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that."

Silverbullet767

10,706 posts

206 months

Wednesday 6th November 2013
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Cleaveland - No no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Peter - Hey Lois
Lois - Yeah?
Peter - Are you pregnant?
Lois - No.
(Peter pushes Lois down the basement stairs)

Quagmire - Here's to the drunken clam, where they don't ask for proof of age, and neither do I!

Pupp

Original Poster:

12,225 posts

272 months

Saturday 26th April 2014
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'When you said I could do you in your mud hut, I though you meant something else...' laugh

Pupp

Original Poster:

12,225 posts

272 months

Saturday 13th September 2014
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Hi - my name's Caleb, I like cutting myself and bleed a lot. Can I have the top bunk? laugh

st3ven1

232 posts

207 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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Meg: Yeah, you're a smart fella dad.
Peter: And you're a fart smeller Meg.(farts in her face)

Slaav

4,255 posts

210 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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Is it family guy that has the foul mouthed baby?

If so, I was told recently that the baby doesn't actually speak but what we are hearing are it's thoughts?

Well, if that's the case, how did the dog drive the baby somewhere on a re run over the last days and they were talking in the car? I'm hopelessly lost but enjoying it anyway smile