Brooker Weekly Wipe

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Koofler

616 posts

167 months

Friday 10th January 2014
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The Nur said:
marshall100 said:
His Mrs, she's slightly nutty isn't she?
Very much so. A nice, playful nutty rather than mental nutty. She wanted to lick my elbow.
Konnie Huq? Wow. Well played Mr Brooker!

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Friday 10th January 2014
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Koofler said:
Konnie Huq? Wow. Well played Mr Brooker!
I'd let Konnie Huq lick my elbow.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,394 posts

151 months

Friday 10th January 2014
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Eastenders...Finding Chemo! rofl

joema

2,649 posts

180 months

Saturday 11th January 2014
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Eastenders...Finding Chemo! rofl
rofl

George7

1,130 posts

151 months

Saturday 11th January 2014
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Godzilla-zig-ah biggrin Watched this last night alongside the 2013 wipe. I enjoyed them both quite a lot actually, although the amount of alcohol I'd consumed beforehand may have helped.

kowalski655

14,647 posts

144 months

Saturday 11th January 2014
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Just watched my recording,very funny,apart from that Cunk woman doing st about time. Stanhope was great.

ajprice

27,503 posts

197 months

Saturday 11th January 2014
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"I'll wear your skin like a coat" hehe

Liked that one smile

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Saturday 11th January 2014
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I only laughed twice.

The shiny chin joke "he had"
"Giant camel toe"

Brooker has lost it. Ref the Immigration news coverage. He's smart enough to know WHY people are anti Immigration. But for him (and Stanhope) to ignore the publics concerns/potential realities and then say anyone who has loses their job to being undercut on their labour costs is thick, was too far IMO.

joema

2,649 posts

180 months

Sunday 12th January 2014
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I thought he was fairly spot on with those points. It may be rude, but he's right.

mdavids

675 posts

185 months

Sunday 12th January 2014
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Rich_W said:
Brooker has lost it. Ref the Immigration news coverage. He's smart enough to know WHY people are anti Immigration. But for him (and Stanhope) to ignore the publics concerns/potential realities and then say anyone who has loses their job to being undercut on their labour costs is thick, was too far IMO.
Yeah that "joke" wasn't funny the first time Stanhope trotted it out on one of Charlie's shows a few years back. I'm generally a fan of his type of cynical humour when its done with intelligence but a lot of the time Stanhope misses the mark and just comes across as unpleasant and bitter, rather than the insightful misanthrope he wants to be.

joema said:
I thought he was fairly spot on with those points. It may be rude, but he's right.
I thought it was such an overly simplistic way of looking at the subject he made himself look stupid.

Edited by mdavids on Sunday 12th January 09:07


Edited by mdavids on Sunday 12th January 09:08

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Sunday 12th January 2014
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joema said:
I thought he was fairly spot on with those points. It may be rude, but he's right.
I don't worry about rude. I worry about facts. Rude is funny when it's based on accurate. When it's not it's ignorant.

Lets use the "splodge splodge splodge" example from the show. Lets assume that's putting sauce on burgers in a fast food place

British example. Guy gets minimum wage and a contributory pension and above bare minimum standard for breaks.
Immigrant example. Guy gets minimum wage and doesn't want the pension (since he's taking the money he's earned and leaving the country in 10 years) and says he'll work 8-6 straight and work his lunchbreak every day for free. So he costs the company less. So he gets the job instead.

Not everyone in this country can be a brain surgeon. For those people. The right to a job is what's required. Should the immigrant labour be allowed to undercut the Brit by bending the rules? OR should the Brit worker also work 8-6 straight through and forgo his pension? Is that market competition? Is it right to denigrate those members of society?

No one wants to stop the handful of immigrant doctors or solicitors or skilled workers. But I will point out that in 3 out of the last 4 "new EU state" people I've worked with. Their idea of a 'job done right' is not the same as mine! Quicker Yes. But with far less attention to detail. So I don't even buy into the notion that the majority of them are filled with ability and want to work hard and make a better life for themselves. I'm also finding some of them get through the probationary period as model employees then start to work to rule. And start to talk about how they know their rights and then the anti Britain sentiment starts to emerge. The above 3/4 never really learnt English, just enough to get by. They never really socialized or integrated fully. Something The Guardian and BBC of this world never address.

The 1 out of 4 was brilliant, good laugh, got on with everyone, plans to live here forever and better his career and life with his Polish fiancée who was just as Anglicised. I wish them every success. But they was in a minority.

rehab71

3,362 posts

191 months

Thursday 16th January 2014
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Bump

Frik

13,542 posts

244 months

Thursday 16th January 2014
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Just brilliant, as far as I'm concerned.

hairy

323 posts

241 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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mdavids said:
Rich_W said:
Brooker has lost it. Ref the Immigration news coverage. He's smart enough to know WHY people are anti Immigration. But for him (and Stanhope) to ignore the publics concerns/potential realities and then say anyone who has loses their job to being undercut on their labour costs is thick, was too far IMO.
Yeah that "joke" wasn't funny the first time Stanhope trotted it out on one of Charlie's shows a few years back. I'm generally a fan of his type of cynical humour when its done with intelligence but a lot of the time Stanhope misses the mark and just comes across as unpleasant and bitter, rather than the insightful misanthrope he wants to be.

joema said:
I thought he was fairly spot on with those points. It may be rude, but he's right.
I thought it was such an overly simplistic way of looking at the subject he made himself look stupid.

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Edited by mdavids on Sunday 12th January 09:08
It's older material than that, http://youtu.be/QsPDT5qHtZ4

still piss funny though.

drakart

1,735 posts

211 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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Much better this week - he didn't hold back at the start, but still some weak sections of story.

hornet

6,333 posts

251 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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"Opinion pissing human clickbait" smile

Big fan of Stanhope, although he's recycling material a bit too much in this.

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

164 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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Great episode, not really a fan of that Stanhope guy though...

hairykrishna

13,169 posts

204 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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hornet said:
Big fan of Stanhope, although he's recycling material a bit too much in this.
Basically at the urging of the weekly wipe producers I think. On his podcast he complained about having to dredge up his immigration bit which he never does anymore because they wanted it.

DMN

2,983 posts

140 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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Both episodes have been very good so far. One of the only things on TV that can get a genuine laugh from me.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,394 posts

151 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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Edward Penishands.....he has a penis....for hands!!

rofl