Brooker Weekly Wipe

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weekbladder

49 posts

145 months

Friday 17th January 2014
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I think Charlie Brooker is funny even when he is wrong,as he was about the immigrant taking uk jobs item.I work in the building trade and know plenty of east european workers and those who are planning on staying long term are usually fine.I find those only coming to fill a shoebox with fivers and return home will cut corners and bull**** their way through a job in a way anyone trying to build a reputation will not thus undercutting local workers.I dont consider this racist just realistic,lousy workers at all levels keep moving on before they get found out and don't care what they leave behind.We all have a choice, pay a chancer minimum wage to fix your car/house/mind your kids or pay someone with years of checkable work history what they are worth.
European workers are ok,but the best ones are making a good living in their home town because they wont walk away from their good name.
I look forward to seeing more foreign tv presenters,journalists on the BBC (maybe with a cut in tv licence) and lets see how stupid and paranoid us blue collar types are.

MrOnTheRopes

1,425 posts

246 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Edward Penishands.....he has a penis....for hands!!

rofl
I've got Back To The Future on Sky Movies now and when it finished the Harrison Ford ad came on. All I could think about what Edward Penishands biggrin


kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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More Stanhope,less no Limmy plese

ajprice

27,449 posts

196 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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MrOnTheRopes said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Edward Penishands.....he has a penis....for hands!!

rofl
I've got Back To The Future on Sky Movies now and when it finished the Harrison Ford ad came on. All I could think about what Edward Penishands biggrin
Same here with the ads during Despicable Me smile

skinny

5,269 posts

235 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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i like brooker. stanhope is ok. shame about barry stpeas and philemena cunk or whatever her name is, never really liked them. and limmy? wtf?

can't we just have a half hour of brooker ripping into stuff and give those other guys their own show

parabolica

6,712 posts

184 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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I was always led to believe that Al Campbell (Barry stpeas) and Diane Morgan (Philomena Cunk) were his co-writers and had developed their alter egos to break the show up a little bit. Not so keen on Cunk's fake-interviews (a poor man's version of Comedy Central's Daily Show/Colbert Report inserts) but the talking head pieces are usually worth a chuckle.

marcosgt

11,018 posts

176 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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parabolica said:
I was always led to believe that Al Campbell (Barry stpeas) and Diane Morgan (Philomena Cunk) were his co-writers and had developed their alter egos to break the show up a little bit. Not so keen on Cunk's fake-interviews (a poor man's version of Comedy Central's Daily Show/Colbert Report inserts) but the talking head pieces are usually worth a chuckle.
I agree, I find the 'talking head' pieces vastly more enjoyable than the 'mericun, it's a TV-staple that's ripe for the ripping and I think they do it very well.

I also agree that the longer 'Cunk' pieces don't work that well.

I'm not sure I can take 30 minutes of Brooker full on though, he comes over as rather self-satisfied at times and I know I'd want to kick his head in by the end of 30 minutes non-stop.

M

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2014
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This show used to be a must watch. It's turned crap. frown

Yet another Lefty rant about how immigrants/scumbags are portrayed badly.

More st from the talking heads.

Even Brookers bit feel old hat now.

marcosgt

11,018 posts

176 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Rich_W said:
Yet another Lefty rant about how immigrants/scumbags are portrayed badly.
It's a shame there's not a Right Wing TV channel for people to rant about how anybody out of work/an immigrant are scum, isn't it?

OK, you get the odd PPB, but it's not the same as a dedicated channel...

M.

DMN

2,983 posts

139 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Ha, good post.

I enjoyed the previous two epsiodes; they may be a "lefty-rant", but they're also pretty close to the truth.

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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This used to be good when he did it 5/6 years ago, now its a flabby imitation of itself. I gave up after ep 1 of this series.

vxr8mate

1,655 posts

189 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Marty Funkhouser said:
This used to be good when he did it 5/6 years ago, now its a flabby imitation of itself. I gave up after ep 1 of this series.
How do you know if you 'gave up.'

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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vxr8mate said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
This used to be good when he did it 5/6 years ago, now its a flabby imitation of itself. I gave up after ep 1 of this series.
How do you know if you 'gave up.'
The last couple of series have been getting progressively worse. All IMO of course.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,327 posts

150 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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I'd watch a whole episode just for one of his hilarious descriptions:

Mumford & Sons - Trust fund Worsels
George Galloway - half human, half pepperpot.
Paul Hollywood - Lase eyed barn owl.

And many more.

e21Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Swastikka Massala. laugh

drakart

1,735 posts

210 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Very good tonight! All is forgiven.

darth_pies

696 posts

217 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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At least that 'Sunday Brunch in 99 seconds' absolutely nailed the utter waste of oxygen that is Tim 'i'm mates with footballers' Lovejoy. hehe

e21Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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darth_pies said:
At least that 'Sunday Brunch in 99 seconds' absolutely nailed the utter waste of oxygen that is Tim 'i'm mates with footballers' Lovejoy. hehe
I really hope he saw it.

joema

2,647 posts

179 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Marty Funkhouser said:
vxr8mate said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
This used to be good when he did it 5/6 years ago, now its a flabby imitation of itself. I gave up after ep 1 of this series.
How do you know if you 'gave up.'
The last couple of series have been getting progressively worse. All IMO of course.
Still, how do you know?

Wasn't the best this week but a few chuckles. Bit about the French was was good.

Seems all Doug stanhopes stuff is on YouTube. Could try and guess what's on next.

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Friday 24th January 2014
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joema said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
vxr8mate said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
This used to be good when he did it 5/6 years ago, now its a flabby imitation of itself. I gave up after ep 1 of this series.
How do you know if you 'gave up.'
The last couple of series have been getting progressively worse. All IMO of course.
Still, how do you know?

Wasn't the best this week but a few chuckles. Bit about the French was was good.

Seems all Doug stanhopes stuff is on YouTube. Could try and guess what's on next.
Well, yes, you're right. I don't know. On that premise I should never stop watching anything just in case its suddenly amazing again.

All I'm saying is that its been a few years since Brooker's show was really really good.