The Apprentice 2014.......................

The Apprentice 2014.......................

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Mastodon2

13,826 posts

166 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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schmalex said:
Mark looked properly Ill!
Looked like he was going to "drop his bundle" in his pants.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Daz68 said:
FourWheelDrift said:
So why did he string her along for so long
+1?
Exactly. Talk about wasting everyones time.


CC07 PEU said:
Roisin’s bloody gorgeous.
yes

Mojooo

12,749 posts

181 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Roisins two faced though

one face with make up and one face without. You havent seen the latter yet

Funk

26,301 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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OscarIndia said:
So, not about the task, more about the business plan.
And they should have started with that week one. How many decent business plans went south because someone couldn't do something they never professed to be able to do?

Cracking one-liner from Ed Burns(?) on You're Fired tonight too..!

Edited by Funk on Thursday 11th December 01:11

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Funk said:
And they should have started with that week one. How many decent business plans went south because someone couldn't do something they never professed to be able to do?

Cracking one-liner from Ed Burns(?) on You're Fired tonight too..!

Edited by Funk on Thursday 11th December 01:11
Ed Byrne.

His stallion joke was better than mine,surprise..........getmecoattumbleweed

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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I was sad to see Katie go, as I quite liked her. I think she was fairly sharp and very good at dealing with people. However, her business plan was unambitious at best, and sounded like it may have some gaps in it - as she herself has now abandoned it. Had it been an earlier series where it was a bout going for a job I think she would have gone a bit further.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Watching Mark last night was like watching an aussie version of The Fast shows Bob Fleming character biggrin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAnPxSlEKTs

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

213 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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I'm going to put it out there and say I think Daniel is going to win. Not that I think he deserves to win, but I think he will.

Targarama

14,635 posts

284 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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I'd have gone for some kind of chocolate pudding. Then if they knew they were pitching to Waitrose/Tesco/Asda, I would have tuned the branding to suit Waitrose for the 'eco friendly, low cal flavour' choc pudding and to suit Asda 'super indulgent, fill your belly with lovely choccyness and get fatter still you benefit scrounger flavour'.

Finally the pitches. Tell them up front who is pitching where and don't change the plan. Mark = Asda. Daniel = Tesco. Girl whose name I forgot = Waitrose (IMO).

Edited to add: I do think Roisin is lovely, but I'd like to see what her Mum looks like...

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Looking forward to next week's cringe fest - the interviews...will Roisin have any skeletons in the cupboard ?

As for the business 'plans' - if they're that weak why do the candidates get on the show?

Still entertaining.

Countdown

39,977 posts

197 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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My guess is the candidates are chosen using several criteria;

Totty factor
Lack of self-awareness
Willingness to be a complete and utter gumboid on national TV
Interpersonal skills / competence
Business plan

WestyCarl

3,265 posts

126 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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The Don of Croy said:
As for the business 'plans' - if they're that weak why do the candidates get on the show?

Still entertaining.
Thats exactly why they are on the show, if the business plans were strong just go the the bank and keep the business 100%.

Jasandjules

69,947 posts

230 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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WestyCarl said:
Thats exactly why they are on the show, if the business plans were strong just go the the bank and keep the business 100%.
Though, a bit like Dragon's Den, this can get a lot of publicity.....

And having Sugar as a "partner" could open a fair few doors as well I suspect.

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

213 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Plus you couldn't just walk into a bank and get a loan for £250k.

Challo

10,185 posts

156 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Countdown said:
My guess is the candidates are chosen using several criteria;

Totty factor
Lack of self-awareness
Willingness to be a complete and utter gumboid on national TV
Interpersonal skills / competence
Business plan
Exactly this. I think they most have around 50% with a decent business plan, but the other 50% will fit into those other areas to make good TV. He wont go through this process to end up choosing someone with a rubbish business plan. He will hedge his bets and then pick the best from that.

FourWheelDrift

88,560 posts

285 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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You forget the CV fabricators.

p1doc

3,124 posts

185 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
You forget the CV fabricators.
soon find out next week...
martin

KTF

9,810 posts

151 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
You forget the CV fabricators.
They will all get picked up on that given the ridiculous job titles they have given themselves v the reality of what they actually do.

"I sell cosmetic products that are known all round the world" v "I host a Body Shop party now and again".

Ruskie

3,990 posts

201 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Rosion. Give me just 10 minutes...sperm

DanielSan

18,818 posts

168 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Ruskie said:
Rosion. Give me just 10 minutes...sperm
I'd give her the worst 11 seconds of her life, but by god it'd be good for me.