The Apprentice 2014.......................

The Apprentice 2014.......................

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Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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"This world is as big as our Oyster" biggrin

va1o

16,032 posts

208 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Nice jacket

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Is that a phallic symbol?

No, it's definitely a bone.

  • fnar fnar fnar*

KTF

9,808 posts

151 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Lord Alan putting on his best 'I am on the phone' pose.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Bye bye Lauren.

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

166 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Vocal Minority said:
Is that a phallic symbol?

No, it's definitely a bone.

  • fnar fnar fnar*
(swkob swkob, ptuf ptuf)

I laughed every time that cock n ball logo came on the screen, what a crease.

fatboy69

9,373 posts

188 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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The Piers Morgan of energy drinks - no one wants it!!!!

A truly classic line.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Bye bye Lauren.
I am Lord Sugar, sweet.

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Keep your eye on Lauren's right armpit.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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KTF said:
Why don't they Skype or whatever so they can see the logos they have come up with? As usual they try and describe it over the phone and wait for the inevitable bag of crap to arrive.

They should be checking the sub team more often given that product is always key here.
The PM should have been where the brand and product were created (UK). Pitching/advert can be done by 2 people in NY.

Again, utterly shocking from the PMs. Mark should have gone, he is totally full of st.

Also if they reckon Lauren did nothing, why are not saying that about Katie? She put some flavours in some water.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Laurel Green said:
Keep your eye on Lauren's right armpit.
Missed that, does she put her left hand in there and make farting noises?

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Missed that, does she put her left hand in there and make farting noises?
biggrin Not quite.

In the after-show, if you get a chance, have a gander and tell me what it reminds you of.

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

213 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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"hurmmmmmm, yeaaa".

Tony2or4

1,283 posts

166 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Laurel Green said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Missed that, does she put her left hand in there and make farting noises?
biggrin Not quite.

In the after-show, if you get a chance, have a gander and tell me what it reminds you of.
Missed it. You're going to have to tell us.ears

JimmyConwayNW

3,065 posts

126 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Looked like a fanny I noticed it aswell 😄

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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JimmyConwayNW said:
Looked like a fanny I noticed it aswell ??
Phew! I was beginning to think it was only me and that it would require several visits to a therapist to sort me out. biggrin

CMYKguru

3,017 posts

176 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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How Mark stayed is beyond me.

Had a good laugh when he said "I work in advertising"

it then transpired he's a Sales Manager for a Digital Marketing company

which the transpired that he works in analytics getting companies to the top of web searches

Having worked in creative sector and advertising it always surprises me how much those in the corporate world think they know about brand development.

Majority know absolutely fk all.

Humpy D

609 posts

196 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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I thought it ended oddly last night too.

Usually the person who has been fired sits in the reception area to be greeted by those going back to the house but this time they just showed Lauren leaving the building and getting into the taxi. Maybe some words were exchanged that they didn't want to show.

p1doc

3,124 posts

185 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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it did end very abruptly-fight in reception?
i thought daniel and mark would kick off lol
loved felipe's tears in NYC over his advert pmsl
martin

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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The adverts were utter drivel in 5 minutes I could have came up with a better advert.

Mad dawg.

picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.

Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".

cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike

paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again

take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike

go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.

he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"

man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.