The Apprentice 2014.......................
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The adverts were utter drivel in 5 minutes I could have came up with a better advert.
Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
moanthebairns said:
The adverts were utter drivel in 5 minutes I could have came up with a better advert.
Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
Even if their product was called Mad Dawn, that still sounds pretty terrible.Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
InertialTooth45 said:
moanthebairns said:
The adverts were utter drivel in 5 minutes I could have came up with a better advert.
Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
Even if their product was called Mad Dawn, that still sounds pretty terrible.Mad dawg.
picture a man walking up early, the sun is shining through the blinds, he reaches for his bike helmet and leathers.
Suddenly his mrs hands him a "to do list".
cut the grass - man vigorously cuts grass missing half of it in a hurry, staring at his bike
paint the fence - man starts painting the fence with a brush, flings paint over it to get it done then fires paint balls at it, staring at his watch and bike again
take bins out - man flings bin bags out the window missing the bucket, lands next to his bike
go shopping - next scene is man going shopping, screeching to a halt outside the supermarket. flings various items in the trolley, picks up mad dawg.
he drinks mad dawg, gets his leathers on and helmet, just as he jumps on the bike his wife hands him the dog leash and dog "suggesting take dog for a walk"
man shuts his visor rides off with the dog at the back of the bike, next scene all you hear is the screaming of a motorbike and his mrs running after him.
I did think it was better than 3 characters saying how much it influenced their life. obviously not
If I was to go on that theme it would be
me coming in f
ked during a track day and drinking various looking st,me with a hangover looking s
t,or trying to stay awake driving at night.
The thing that irks me about this whole new format is that Lord Sugar will have his commercial people all over the business cases submitted by the contestants. Consequently, the interview prices has absolutely nothing to do with who is the best / most talented and everything to do with keeping the person who may have struck gold / got lucky with their startup proposition.
I would be very surprised if the winner hadn't been pre-decided prior to the first show being aired
I would be very surprised if the winner hadn't been pre-decided prior to the first show being aired
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