Top Gear Series 21

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
Why can't we just have the top gear we all dream of

One v8 bouncing off the rev limiter in the background while a grey man reads out a very long list of numbers
rofl

I'd watch that...

getmecoat

LuS1fer

41,132 posts

245 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2014
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I think they ought to change the bloody theme tune.

I was listening to Joe Satriani's "Train of Angels" and it would be a perfect theme tune.

AdeTuono

7,251 posts

227 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2014
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Shaoxter said:
Papa Hotel said:
did you see the blonde/brunette/redhead hottie over Clarkson's shoulder, blah, blah, blah.
Uh... that's one of the best bits of the show
It is, if you still live at home with Mummy.

Chris_H

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1,064 posts

278 months

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

182 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Marty Funkhouser said:
If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.
Yeah! The stupid bds have no sense. They've made what is probably the most successful TV franchise of all time, what do they know? fking Hammond, eh? What were they thinking? He'll never last.

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Papa Hotel said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.
Yeah! The stupid bds have no sense. They've made what is probably the most successful TV franchise of all time, what do they know? fking Hammond, eh? What were they thinking? He'll never last.
Look at the viewing figures over the last few series - gradual decline. Evolution.

AdeTuono

7,251 posts

227 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Papa Hotel said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.
Yeah! The stupid bds have no sense. They've made what is probably the most successful TV franchise of all time, what do they know? fking Hammond, eh? What were they thinking? He'll never last.
Look at the viewing figures over the last few series - gradual decline. Evolution.
You're right. It's all Hammond's fault. And Clarkson. And that other bloke.

Chris_H

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1,064 posts

278 months

JimmyConwayNW

3,063 posts

125 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Looking forward to it.

Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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AdeTuono said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
Papa Hotel said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.
Yeah! The stupid bds have no sense. They've made what is probably the most successful TV franchise of all time, what do they know? fking Hammond, eh? What were they thinking? He'll never last.
Look at the viewing figures over the last few series - gradual decline. Evolution.
You're right. It's all Hammond's fault. And Clarkson. And that other bloke.
Look, I'll be watching - its still a decent programme. Its just that its rested on its laurels for too long and has become flabby. Too much schoolboy studio banter, too obviously scripted set pieces. Clarkson and May are both intelligent funny guys and its sad seeing them phone it in.

Pistom

4,967 posts

159 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Luke94 said:
Am I the only one who is beginning to find Hammond a bit too over-enthusiastic and cringey?

Still my favourite show though! Why don't they do Top Gear Live in London anymore...?
No you are not,even his wife would agree with you. Even his mother would.

Tag live is not in London because London is a st hole that nobody but bent politicians and East European prostitutes wants to go to




Other than the 16 million people who visited last year.


Seriously though, London is not a good place for a big show



Other than the Olympics.




satans worm

2,376 posts

217 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Kettmark said:
I'll watch it, but the programme does need freshening up. In grave danger of becoming stale & boring. Change 1 or 2 of the presenters now & again at least please...
Switch the hamster for Guy Martin scratchchin

Not that they would of course !

AdeTuono

7,251 posts

227 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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satans worm said:
Kettmark said:
I'll watch it, but the programme does need freshening up. In grave danger of becoming stale & boring. Change 1 or 2 of the presenters now & again at least please...
Switch the hamster for Guy Martin scratchchin

Not that they would of course !
If they did that, some sad fk would complain about his sideburns.

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Anyone who wants to complain about modern lark about Top Gear, needs to watch one of the earlier (series 1 or 2) episodes.

So dull! I agree that reviewing normal cars is boring and something I can do myself. I like the mates having a laugh and aspirational format of the programme now.


Amirhussain

11,489 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd January 2014
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Marty Funkhouser said:
AdeTuono said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
Papa Hotel said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
If they have any sense they'll make some reasonably radical changes, starting with getting shot of Hammond.
Yeah! The stupid bds have no sense. They've made what is probably the most successful TV franchise of all time, what do they know? fking Hammond, eh? What were they thinking? He'll never last.
Look at the viewing figures over the last few series - gradual decline. Evolution.
You're right. It's all Hammond's fault. And Clarkson. And that other bloke.
Look, I'll be watching - its still a decent programme. Its just that its rested on its laurels for too long and has become flabby. Too much schoolboy studio banter, too obviously scripted set pieces. Clarkson and May are both intelligent funny guys and its sad seeing them phone it in.
Most people don't want to watch a program that is purely about cars, look at fifth gear and the old Top Gear, they're crap. New Top Gear pisses over them.

Its hard for TV programs to stay fresh and attract millions of viewers, especially a car programme. Majority of people aren't even petrolheads, so for a show like Top Gear, the OTT scenes, schoolboy banter has to be done to keep people interested, plus what you may not like, others do.

Pistom

4,967 posts

159 months

Friday 24th January 2014
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TG. Yet another program that keeps the BBC in the lead for the accolade of best TV company in the world.

A single series is worth my licence fee alone let alone the dozens of other quality programs the BBC do.

selym

9,544 posts

171 months

Friday 24th January 2014
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LuS1fer said:
It does contain crap but also contains some good stuff.
I'd rather have it than not.
I don't think it's really a question of it being great but rather that TV has gone so far down the pan that anything worth watching is a bonus.
If it was shelved which apparently some on here would prefer, what else would we get? Its not as though the BBC are bringing Pot Black back anytime soon.

LuS1fer

41,132 posts

245 months

Friday 24th January 2014
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selym said:
If it was shelved which apparently some on here would prefer, what else would we get? Its not as though the BBC are bringing Pot Black back anytime soon.
Snooker using cars.... hmmmmm

selym

9,544 posts

171 months

Friday 24th January 2014
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LuS1fer said:
Snooker using cars.... hmmmmm
It might just work!