Wheeler Dealers 2014/2015 - New Series

Wheeler Dealers 2014/2015 - New Series

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CAPP0

19,582 posts

203 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Henry Fiddleton said:
Wheeler Dealers, with PH in charge.

Mike buys a decent, working car in the first place – as with the cost of repairs on “do-er up-ers” slightly duff, fun cars, makes no sense.

Mike buyers car over the internet (eBay), seller describes car as per advert. Mike has nothing to talk about, other than it is a good car. Test drive is Mike saying, “as described”.

Mike pays the amount listed on his “auction site”.

Mike arrives at garage, with A/C working, relaxed and in Mx5 Mk1 1.6 with LSD (every week). He just did a 400 mile trip, no probs.

Edd “whats up with the car?”

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Mike, completely wound up, says “Can't believe it, the seller told me there was nothing wrong, it's going to cost me a monkey to sort out all the problems, I'm just off to Pistonheads to ask them what my rights are, it was a private seller but I must be able to sue him to death, surely?”.

Mike gets laughed at and ridiculed by the PH Expertorate, told he should have bought from a dealer if he wanted a warranty, he clearly got the car cheaper from the private seller, suck it up and learn your lesson, loser
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Edd fix’es car, no fancy tools. Viewers watch Edd do what kwick-fit do day in, day out & then watch Edd rub a clay bar over a car for 20 mins, and then change a tyre (4 times).

We watch Mike haggle over 5 litres of oil, as he has nothing to do, and then decide Opie Oils is cheaper. Viewers watch mike on the net, ordering oil. Viewers also watch Mike order 4 tyres from MyTyres. Mike also makes sure he gets Snow tyres in prep for the winter, while laughing at 4x4 drivers with summer tyres.

The next day, Mike returns to garage. Says to Edd “Well, the car looks pretty much the same – and you’ve done what anyone can do, I owe you £150 in labour”.

The car is listed on eBay, PH etc.

Viewers watch Mike chat over the phone with buyers, and agree a price of around £200 more than he paid for car.

As the deal is sorted over the phone, viewers watch Mike sign a V5. Mike and Seller smile at camera, and shake hands “As agreed”.

Garage shuts down as £50 doesn’t cover costs, and the show ends.
You missed a crucial part of the PH process, which I've added in above.

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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CAPP0 said:
Henry Fiddleton said:
Wheeler Dealers, with PH in charge.

Mike buys a decent, working car in the first place – as with the cost of repairs on “do-er up-ers” slightly duff, fun cars, makes no sense.

Mike buyers car over the internet (eBay), seller describes car as per advert. Mike has nothing to talk about, other than it is a good car. Test drive is Mike saying, “as described”.

Mike pays the amount listed on his “auction site”.

Mike arrives at garage, with A/C working, relaxed and in Mx5 Mk1 1.6 with LSD (every week). He just did a 400 mile trip, no probs.

Edd “whats up with the car?”

  • **
Mike, completely wound up, says “Can't believe it, the seller told me there was nothing wrong, it's going to cost me a monkey to sort out all the problems, I'm just off to Pistonheads to ask them what my rights are, it was a private seller but I must be able to sue him to death, surely?”.

Mike gets laughed at and ridiculed by the PH Expertorate, told he should have bought from a dealer if he wanted a warranty, he clearly got the car cheaper from the private seller, suck it up and learn your lesson, loser
  • **
Edd fix’es car, no fancy tools. Viewers watch Edd do what kwick-fit do day in, day out & then watch Edd rub a clay bar over a car for 20 mins, and then change a tyre (4 times).

We watch Mike haggle over 5 litres of oil, as he has nothing to do, and then decide Opie Oils is cheaper. Viewers watch mike on the net, ordering oil. Viewers also watch Mike order 4 tyres from MyTyres. Mike also makes sure he gets Snow tyres in prep for the winter, while laughing at 4x4 drivers with summer tyres.

The next day, Mike returns to garage. Says to Edd “Well, the car looks pretty much the same – and you’ve done what anyone can do, I owe you £150 in labour”.

The car is listed on eBay, PH etc.

Viewers watch Mike chat over the phone with buyers, and agree a price of around £200 more than he paid for car.

As the deal is sorted over the phone, viewers watch Mike sign a V5. Mike and Seller smile at camera, and shake hands “As agreed”.

Garage shuts down as £50 doesn’t cover costs, and the show ends.
You missed a crucial part of the PH process, which I've added in above.
Part of the problem is that WD isn't much more interesting than that now, apart from the Edd fixing things bit.

I mean they need to mix it up a bit, I think I've seen almost every episode, apart from a couple of the latest ones, but has he ever gone to an auction and bought a car, or sold one at an auction?

I quite enjoyed that Trading Up programme Mike did on his own, but that was mainly because it showed the different car cultures - at least most of the trading on that seemed sort of genuine.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Emeye said:
I mean they need to mix it up a bit, I think I've seen almost every episode, apart from a couple of the latest ones, but has he ever gone to an auction and bought a car, or sold one at an auction?
That could work. After all, they've done it on Fast N Loud a couple of times.

Talking of which, does anyone else get annoyed by the really in-your-face style of the auction house that Richard Rawlings goes to, especially the sweepers who drum up bidding (the stocky bald guy especially)?

littlebasher

3,780 posts

171 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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JonRB said:
That could work. After all, they've done it on Fast N Loud a couple of times.

Talking of which, does anyone else get annoyed by the really in-your-face style of the auction house that Richard Rawlings goes to, especially the sweepers who drum up bidding (the stocky bald guy especially)?
Didn't that 3 series touring from an earlier season come from an Auction?

That being said, the auctions they frequent on F&L are a bit more upmarket than the crappy ones we have this side of the pond.

Crafty_

13,286 posts

200 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Not really automotive, but if you like watching "men in sheds" stuff check out this guys videos - welding, lathe and mill work, even a bit of casting. There are lots of videos, he does a series called Sunday night night cap. He's a mechanic by trade and does do a few car ones from his work.

https://www.youtube.com/user/doubleboost/featured

Watch for the out takes aat the end of videos and the odd swear word or three (making it NSFW!) smile

pingu393

7,797 posts

205 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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Crafty_ said:
Not really automotive, but if you like watching "men in sheds" stuff check out this guys videos - welding, lathe and mill work, even a bit of casting. There are lots of videos, he does a series called Sunday night night cap. He's a mechanic by trade and does do a few car ones from his work.

https://www.youtube.com/user/doubleboost/featured

Watch for the out takes aat the end of videos and the odd swear word or three (making it NSFW!) smile
Twastard Engineering smile.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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Edd was wearing an absolutely awesome Tron t-shirt on an episode I saw recently. It was a light cycle from the original 70's film. I want that so badly but haven't found it online to buy yet. frown

Edit: I *think* it might have been this one:


http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/dont-leave-a-g...


Edited by JonRB on Saturday 20th September 17:22

oobster

7,094 posts

211 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Anyone else just see Mike opening one of the side barn doors onto the handle for the front door, putting a sizeable dent in the side barn door?

F'ing eejit.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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"You bent it, you bought it"

PaulG40

2,381 posts

225 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Mike has always been abit 'bull in a china shop'. I remember cringeing in the Lotus Elise episode, when he brings back the new skimmed head and chucks onto the fibreglass wing!

Edited by PaulG40 on Monday 22 September 21:23

Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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is Edd really tall - or Mike really short?!

...I'm guessing the former as Edd is nearly level with the campervan roof!

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Steamer said:
is Edd really tall - or Mike really short?!

...I'm guessing the former as Edd is nearly level with the campervan roof!
Both. Edd is pretty tall and Mike is fairly short & stocky.

oobster

7,094 posts

211 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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I am recording this episode on Sky+ - I rewound the recording when the Mrs came into the room to show her and on 2nd viewing the dent in the barn door is a manufactured-in dent, so some humble pie for me!

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Has anyone else noticed that Edd actually says 'obviously' at lot? And 'actually', obviously.

KieronGSi

1,108 posts

204 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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JonRB said:
Both. Edd is pretty tall and Mike is fairly short & stocky.
Mike is 6ft so i wouldn't say he is short.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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KieronGSi said:
Mike is 6ft so i wouldn't say he is short.
What, really? I figured him around 5' 7"

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Considering they weren't going to spend much money, they seem to be spending an awful lot of money.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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I bet that stinks if you get stuck behind it.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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Obviously...

Actually...

Obviously...


JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd September 2014
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For once I think they made a genuine profit on that as I don't believe there was £8k of labour in that and the parts prices seemed plausible.