Goggle Box returns

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RESSE

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5,704 posts

221 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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FiF said:
So is a jam tart one of your five a day? It's fruit.

No

Well how about an orange Club biscuit then. Is that one of your five a day?


rofl
Brilliant!

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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A lot of laugh out loud moments tonight.

None of which I can recall already.

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
A lot of laugh out loud moments tonight.

None of which I can recall already.
I can remember the final one between the 2 in the caravan where she tells him that "Mastermind is probably too intellectual for him". The look on his face was great.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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I remember Steph calling Dom a knobhead,can't recall why.

FiF

44,081 posts

251 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Dom was completely wkered tonight, even for him. State of his liver?

NWMark

517 posts

216 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
I remember Steph calling Dom a knobhead,can't recall why.
He thought Martin Freeman was Morgan Freeman!

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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NWMark said:
iva cosworth said:
I remember Steph calling Dom a knobhead,can't recall why.
He thought Martin Freeman was Morgan Freeman!
Ah,that was it.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Just remembered another laugh out loud moment.

Mum Tapper said that a member of public can sue Martin Freeman if Labour don't stand by the guarantees

he read out in the Party Election broadcast featured here.

[assuming they get into power]

[other political parties are available]

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Sunday 5th April 2015
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Silent Jay laughed. Admittedly with a hand over his mouth, but the tt actually laughed. There is life there after all.

That Labour Party ad with Martin Freeman may have done them more harm than good - a lot of people watch Gogglebox, and the ad was laughed out of court. Guarantees, indeed. More borrowing, more debt, more national bankruptcy. It can only be paid for by raising income tax to 40% - I'd like to see people's reaction to THAT.

Not being au fait with modern urban music, was that really someone from So Solid Crew playing the "messenger from God"? Why FFS? And what exactly is "strengf"? Apparently the gopher-wood had to be layered for "strengf". Why didn't his parents hit his head continually against the wall until he said it properly? There is NO excuse for lazy parenting. Strengf. Fhree. Fey speak these words fhus. Morons.

Edited by nicanary on Sunday 5th April 12:27

FiF

44,081 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2015
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nicanary said:
Silent Jay laughed. Admittedly with a hand over his mouth, but the tt actually laughed. there is life there after all.

That Labour Party ad with Martin Freeman may have done them more harm than good - a lot of people watch Gogglebox, and the ad was laughed out of court. Guarantees, indeed. More borrowing, more debt, more national bankruptcy. It can only be paid for by raising income tax to 40% - I'd like to see people's reaction to THAT.
It's a pity that none of them picked up on his hypocrisy the fork tongued git. When his partner got hit with a 120,000 pound tax bill, it was decided that it was better for her to declare herself bankrupt than pay her due taxes. Bloody Scargill supporting lefties. They eventually some years later got exposed and decided to cough up even though Freeman could have helped her out from his pocket money and avoided her bankruptcy.

Oakey

27,567 posts

216 months

Sunday 5th April 2015
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nicanary said:
Silent Jay laughed. Admittedly with a hand over his mouth, but the tt actually laughed. There is life there after all.

That Labour Party ad with Martin Freeman may have done them more harm than good - a lot of people watch Gogglebox, and the ad was laughed out of court. Guarantees, indeed. More borrowing, more debt, more national bankruptcy. It can only be paid for by raising income tax to 40% - I'd like to see people's reaction to THAT.

Not being au fait with modern urban music, was that really someone from So Solid Crew playing the "messenger from God"? Why FFS? And what exactly is "strengf"? Apparently the gopher-wood had to be layered for "strengf". Why didn't his parents hit his head continually against the wall until he said it properly? There is NO excuse for lazy parenting. Strengf. Fhree. Fey speak these words fhus. Morons.

Edited by nicanary on Sunday 5th April 12:27
He was an actor before he was a rapper. He was the main character in Top Boy.

eccles

13,733 posts

222 months

Monday 6th April 2015
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Antony Moxey said:
The Siddiqis are fast becoming my favourite family: it'll be a bit difficult finding matching outfits for the baby and the placenta.
I love their dry one liners.
The one about Teresa May the other week. News report said something like Teresa May, hard on terrorists, and hard on crime!.... one of the sons pipes up 'hard on the eye as well!'

DSLiverpool

14,743 posts

202 months

Monday 6th April 2015
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Steph once again bringing up Doms blow jobs, do we need to know it took him an hour to climax the other night - christ.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Monday 6th April 2015
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DSLiverpool said:
Steph once again bringing up Doms blow jobs, do we need to know it took him an hour to climax the other night - christ.
I did think it was funny when he added "you need to up your technique".

Dear God, but they were p*ssed this week. It's getting worrying - I can't see them lasting out the next decade.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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What an ignorant bunch.

"What's Plaid Cymru ?"

Then.....

Sandra says...."Where's the Thames ?"....She lives in London FFS.

Giles and Mary are new ?.....bit boring.And Giles thinks "Craig David" is James Bond.

RESSE

Original Poster:

5,704 posts

221 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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N can take over.............................

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
Giles and Mary are new ?.....bit boring.And Giles thinks "Craig David" is James Bond.
They have been in a few episodes, they get worse each time, stupid and boring. At least stupid geordie girl is funny and has big boobs.

DSLiverpool

14,743 posts

202 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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Silent boyfriend vanished tonight - the daughter has a tat studio in birkenhead

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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DSLiverpool said:
Silent boyfriend vanished tonight - the daughter has a tat studio in birkenhead
They've split up.

I read they were going to keep him on,sitting next to his ex.Awkward.

Obviously not,never said a word anyway.

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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I have to say she looks happier without him there, he's a bloody mess anyway so she can do better.