New Masterchef

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Gun

13,431 posts

217 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Amazing cooking rofl

eggchaser1987

1,608 posts

148 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Makes you wonder it Carl got through to this round, who were the ones that didn't even make it into the rounds!?

manic47

734 posts

164 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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That dessert eek

selym

9,539 posts

170 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Mmmm. Bull testes in breadcrumbs.

You know it's bad if the rotund gentleman can't eat it!

fathomfive

9,876 posts

189 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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I'm gutted they didn't gamble on taking Carl through.
Where's the humour going to come from now?

SPR2

3,182 posts

195 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Terrible dishes from Carl. How did he get this far?

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

204 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Beans and sausage on toast! Legendary!

Oh and genuine lol at the buttery biscuit base comment last night slight bit of corpsing too.

Murph7355

37,651 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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SPR2 said:
Terrible dishes from Carl. How did he get this far?
Am wondering if they're going all XFactor and having the obvious fall guy included in the rounds...

Tony2or4

1,283 posts

164 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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SPR2 said:
Terrible dishes from Carl. How did he get this far?
Having Austrian relations I'm very familiar with the plum dumpling dessert Carl was trying to make - and I tell you that, done properly, it looks, smells and tastes delicious.yum The potato-based dumpling mix does not taste of spuds (the starch gets strained out of it).

What Carl did with it was a cross between comedy and travesty.


ETA The German (well, Austrian dialect) for plum dumpling is a bloody awkward word: might have the spelling wrong, but it's something like Zwetschkenknodln (with an omelette thingy on the o).



Edited by Tony2or4 on Friday 11th April 00:14

MrOnTheRopes

1,418 posts

245 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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That was the funniest episode I've ever seen. Sausage & Beans - what a legend!

satans worm

2,359 posts

216 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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I liked the comment "it tastes as good as it looks"

Rick_1138

3,656 posts

177 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Loved Greg's expression when trying the boiled testile...soory plum dumpling.

"Don't....don't put it in your mouth John....."

Classic!

Sausage, beans on toast, genuinely laughed out loud at the larger winner almost chundering.

Sir Snaz

571 posts

185 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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a real life Derek!!!!

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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I was crying when I saw what Carl was serving up, I just don't know how they put him through.

I think those 2 dishes were the worst I have seen watching Masterchef

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

188 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Last night was the best episode I ever remember watching - fantastic TVlaugh

The look of disgust when it was served to the 3 past winners was priceless - "I was expecting molecular gastronomy" rofl

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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northwest monkey said:
Last night was the best episode I ever remember watching - fantastic TVlaugh

The look of disgust when it was served to the 3 past winners was priceless - "I was expecting molecular gastronomy" rofl
hehe

I had forgotten that line, it was like a slow motion car crash, I thought it looked bad enough and then he dumped a pile of greasy onions on top


Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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It's almost as if he was there to improve the ratings. Well, certainly not the food! scratchchin

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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A true shame Carl is not in this round as am sure he'd excel in it. hehe

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

204 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Ping is hot.

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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RemyMartin said:
Ping is hot.
I'd love for her to cook for me.